Dilbert Gives You the Business

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Dilbert Gives You the Business is number 14 in the Comic strip compilation series by Scott Adams and contains hundreds of comics divided into 39 sections with each one detailing a different part of business life. They are divided into Jobs which detail different jobs around an office or a company and the second section details job impediments and makes fun of some of the finer points of working with a large corporation.

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Bosses, Consulting, Accounting and Budgeting, Engineers, Sales, Job Safety, Lawyers, Financial advisers, Human Resources, Information Services, Interns and Co-ops, ISO 9000 and ISO 14000, Marketing, Procurement, Programmers, Project Management, Quality Assurance, Training, Tech Support, Retail and Service Jobs, Security, Temps and Contract Employees, Secretaries, Technical Writing, Strategy and Planning.

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Cubicles, Policies, Teamwork, Incentives, Gender Relations, Mergers, Travel Time, Telecommuting, Performance Reviews, Meetings and Presentations, Annoying Co-workers, Reorganizations,

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