Diatribe of a Mad Housewife

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The Simpsons episode
"Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
Marge thinks about what to write in her novel.
Episode no. 323
Prod. code FABF05
Orig. airdate January 25, 2004
Written by Robin J. Stein
Directed by Mark Kirkland
Couch gag The Simpsons’ heads pop out of a slice of apple pie. Homer takes a bite out of the pie.
Guest star(s) Tom Clancy as himself
Thomas Pynchon as himself
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen as themselves
Season 15
November 2, 2003May 23, 2004
  1. "Treehouse of Horror XIV"
  2. "My Mother the Carjacker"
  3. "The President Wore Pearls"
  4. "The Regina Monologues"
  5. "The Fat and the Furriest"
  6. "Today I Am a Clown"
  7. "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
  8. "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays"
  9. "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot"
  10. "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
  11. "Margical History Tour"
  12. "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
  13. "Smart and Smarter"
  14. "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
  15. "Co-Dependent's Day"
  16. "The Wandering Juvie"
  17. "My Big Fat Geek Wedding"
  18. "Catch 'Em if You Can"
  19. "Simple Simpson"
  20. "The Way We Weren't"
  21. "Bart-Mangled Banner"
  22. "Fraudcast News"
List of all The Simpsons episodes

"Diatribe of a Mad Housewife" is the tenth episode of The Simpsons' fifteenth season, which originally aired January 25, 2004.

In this episode, Marge is inspired to write a romance novel, though after Homer hears rumours that Marge is secretly in love with Ned Flanders due to the storyline of the novel, he grows jealous. Meanwhile, Homer buys an ambulance and becomes an ambulance driver.

The title word plays off of the book and film Diary of a Mad Housewife.

[edit] Plot

Thomas Pynchon, parodying his sensitivity about showing his face publicly
Thomas Pynchon, parodying his sensitivity about showing his face publicly

After Homer buys nearly everything on the menu at Krusty Burger, burrito filling hits the windshield and, unable to see the road, he swerves towards the power plant. Homer is fired immediately and thrown out unceremoniously.

Meanwhile, Marge, Bart and Lisa are at the bookstore, where Marge meets author Emsé Delacroix (likely a parody of the late British author E. M. Delafield, whose first name was Edmé). This meeting inspires Marge to write a novel. Meanwhile, Homer buys a 1959 Eureka Cadillac hightop ambulance, after failing at a new job of auto sales.

Marge begins to write a novel about whaling times (inspired by the boat painting in the living room), and proceeds to write several sentences.

That evening, Homer is running his ambulance service. Unfortunately for his customers (patients), he loses his way and refuses to accept that he is lost, driving in circles.

Marge creates the characters for her novel: Temperance, the dutiful lady, inspired by herself; Temperance's loving whaler husband, inspired by Homer; and Cyrus Manly, inspired by Ned Flanders. At first, she has Homer as a successful whale hunter, but after he comes home, very tired, Marge decides to remake him into a lazy, drunk fisher who has no luck. She completes the book, titled The Harpooned Heart. She gets positive reviews and decides to get it published. Marge asks Homer to read her book, but falls asleep while attempting. He later lies and says he loves the book. Marge becomes an instant success, with praise from Tom Clancy and Thomas Pynchon. However, Helen Lovejoy begins to spread rumours that the novel is based on Marge's life.

After Homer is teased by several people, saying that Ned is Marge's secret love, Homer gets mad and decides to read the book. He buys an audiotape version read by the Olsen twins. Homer gets angry with Marge, and Marge rebuts by saying that he never read the book. Homer decides to get revenge on Ned. He chases him in his ambulance after Ned flees. Lisa tells Bart that this situation is similar to the ending of the novel; Temperance's husband confronts Cyrus at the edge of a cliff and harpoons him. However, he is caught in his harpoon's rope, and was dragged by a whale which Cyrus' corpse was stuck to, into the sea. Homer then pursues Ned to a cliff, where Homer corners him. Homer then asks Ned to make him a better man, and when Marge tracks them down, she thinks that Homer is about to kill Ned, however she realises that what is happening is fine. Homer and Marge then decide to make their own novel: "Who Really Killed JFK?".

[edit] Trivia

  • Dr. Marvin Monroe returns after a very long absence. He was presumably killed off in 1995 (which was implied in part two of the Who Shot Mr. Burns episode where Mr. Burns goes to the "Dr. Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital" and in The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular during the trivia question about which popular Simpsons characters have died in the past year [with the answer revealing that Dr. Marvin Monroe and Bleeding Gums Murphy were never popular]). Dr. Monroe's reason for the absence: he's been very sick.
  • Homer sings a song to the tune of "Cars" by Gary Numan.
  • Homer briefly works at the "Boris Car Loft", a reference to Boris Karloff.
  • The ambulance Homer buys is based on a 1959 Eureka Cadillac ambulance formerly operated by the Bogota, New Jersey Volunteer First Aid Squad, which has since been restored and is now in the Netherlands. See http://home.pacbell.net/naparish/
  • Thomas Pynchon's two Simpsons appearances are the only times that his voice has been broadcast in the media.
  • When Lisa tells Bart the end of Marge's book, she says a bit, then at the end, it is replaced by Marge's voice.
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