User:Devin.Callahan

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Devin Callahan was born November 18, 1988, on a cold wintery day. On this day descended from the sky, two angels, in the form of white doves. They came to Devin's parents, Jim and Julie Callahan, and told them of the blessing they would give birth to. They warned them that this blessing, though it came from the lord, was not to become a blessing until after he had reached the age of 23. Until then, he would be extremely difficult to cope with, causing all sorts of problems in the ecosystem, the economy, the ecommerce, and other things that don't start with the word eco. The parents raised this child the best they could, but it was difficult to raise such an amazing person such as Devin. His limitless energy and insane intelligence made it hard to keep things sane, but somehow they did it. Now Devin has reached maturity, and his talents have become slightly more refined. He can do complicated math, he is a quick typer, and he can fly on certain occasions. His musical skills also stand out, he has given lessons to well known bands such as Nickelback, 50 cent, Eric Clapton, and the Beatles. His solo album, "You are kind of hot but not as Hot as me, and therefor you aren't my girl and I ain't your Dog" and sold out all copies immediately, and first editions are considered rare collectibles. Come and visit this amazing person in his hometown, Stanford Illinois, and you too might have some of his amazingness ware off on you.