User:Derpderp

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I was born on September 24, 1983 in Seattle, Washington. I am an ethnic Sami, which is flagrantly uncommon in the United States, and while closely linked to my heritage, I am unabashedly American. I have yet to finish college because the process of sitting in a classroom only serves to make me more like Johnny Rotten or Little Alex than I really care to be, however I have managed to learn pigdin Japanese thanks to my brief tenure at state schools. At some point though, I'll bite the bullet and finish so that I can attract a reasonably attractive and intelligent young woman and dupe her into starting a family with me.

I'm a military brat who has lived variously in Washington, Oregon, New Hampshire, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Massachusetts and California. I consider Boston - more specifically Cambridge - to be my hometown I currently reside in the San Francisco Bay Area and work in an undisclosed field while I work on a number of sequential comic projects and novellas.

I smoke Djarum Blacks, am a big fan of Oatmeal Stout. My interests are wide and varied, and I am a veritable repository of knowledge of dubious value. Among these things would include parrots (I have a splendid Amazon parrot), cars - and particularly my beloved Honda S2000 - music of all sorts and urban exploration. I have a sharp, well-honed and quite scathing wit which I take pains to keep out of wiki articles, but which has served me well elsewhere.

My precious, precious S2000, on Treasure Island, one of my favorite spots.

My precious, precious S2000, at the abandoned gas station on Treasure Island.