User:Deliatwin

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Deliatwin

Born August 28th 1977 in Lovettsville Virginia, Matthew D'Elia has been known to most of the world as "The Flying Midget". After spending many of his early years studying telekinesis, D'Elia traveled throughout southern Asia to hone his skills as a spoon bender. Dismissed by the western media as a hack D'Elia became increasingly frustrated and left the United States to reside in Germany. While continuing his alternative education, Matthew met Kelli Boswell. She too was a spoon bender and they soon became inseperable. Kelli with her dogs Homer and Baxter joined Matthew and his dogs Wrigley and Ernie as they toured the world exhibiting their spoon bending skills. They soon graduated to manipulating concrete and steel. These new skills attracted the attention of some of the nation's largest construction contractors. Gaining acceptance and employment in the States, Matthew and Kelli were on the fast track to superstardom. Baxter Corporation began a new marketing campaign titled "Matty and Kelli will build the world"!!!! They could be seen everywhere from billboards to television commercials. Even their dogs became minor celebrities. Their initial fame has waned in recent years however Matty and Kelli are still building skyscrapers in cities around the globe.