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VANDALISE THIS PAGE • Volume XXIX, Issue XLI
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Pompeii Buried by VANDALISM

August 24th was a catastrophic day for the city of Pompeii. Mount Vesuvius erupted in the early afternoon while Pompeii's citizens were going about their daily routines. The sound was deafening, and could be heard many miles away.

At about 1:30PM, citizens saw the volcano erupt. A huge cloud of ash and debris was rising from the volcano's crater. 30 minutes later, Pompeii was in a state of darkness, as the cloud of ash came tumbling through the city, and ash, pebbles, and rocks started falling from the sky. Citizens were terrified. Almost all of the people who lived in Pompeii were leaving the city for safety. Some, however chose to stay.

11:30pm - Citizens of Pompeii could see the volcano undergoing a change. Something was going horribly wrong. A landslide of hot gas and rock started speeding down the mountain. Luckily, this landslide, known as a pyroclastic flow did not head for Pompeii. Instead, this flow raced toward Herculaneum and destroyed the city.

This was not the last pyroclastic flow that Pompeians would see. An hour later, a second pyroclastic flow headed down the volcano, but did not reach Pompeii. Four hours later, a third pyroclastic flow headed down the volcano. This flow was different, however because it reached the northern wall and continued no further, not much damage was done. But eventually, the city would be totally engulfed.

6:30am- The last of four devastating pyroclastic flows barrels over Pompeii, incinerating everything in its path and killing anyone who was still in the city. Then, another two surges encased the city in a tomb.

The survivors of the eruption returned to the city. What they found was an alien landscape, where their city used to be. Everybody scrambled to find their houses by digging through the ash and rock that covered the city. Some survivors found their houses, some did not.

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"The Iliad" is currently being played at the Central Rome theater in Venice, Italy, and will continue until Saturday. This play is based on a long poem written by a storyteller named Homer. "The Iliad" depicts the events of the last year of the Trojan War, like when Ulysses invented a mastermind scheme that fooled the Trojans at the end of the war. Critics love this play, and recommend that everyone should see this play for suspense, action, and adventure.

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The sequel to "The Iliad", "The Odyseey" is an epic about the wanderings of Ulysses. This play has been rescheduled to September 3rd from August 31st due to a storm warning. In the Odyssey, a brave hero of the Trojan War, Ulysses, is exiled from Ithaca, and begins his 10-year journey at sea. He meets many beastly creatures, like Scylla and Charybdis, two monsters in the narrow strait between Italy and Sicily. Will Ulysses and his crew make the journey? Or will they all perish?

Our critics give this "two thumbs up" for the loads of suspense in this play that will keep you on the edge of your seat. You simply must see this play!

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