Death to the Supermodels
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| Death to the Supermodels | |
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| Directed by | Joel Silverman |
| Produced by | Juan Feldman |
| Written by | Joel Silverman |
| Starring | Jaime Pressly Brooke Burns Taylor Negron Matt Winston Diane Delano Sung Hi Lee Marcelle Larice |
| Music by | Jawara Fred Wilson |
| Cinematography | William MacCollum |
| Editing by | Michael Alberts |
| Distributed by | MGM Home Entertainment |
| Release date(s) | November 29, 2005 |
| Running time | 84 min |
| Country |  United States |
| Language | English |
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Death to the Supermodels is a 2005 feature film starring Jaime Pressly, Brooke Burns, Taylor Negron, Matt Winston and Diane Delano. It was written and directed by Joel Silverman.
Death to the Supermodels is a black comedy directed by Joel Silverman, starring Jaime Pressly, Brooke Burns and Kimberley Davies.
[edit] Plot summary
Jaime Pressly stars as Tiffany Courtney, an overly perky editor working for 'Merle Magazine'. In order to give her companies magazine a more legitimate readership (the main readers of the magazine are currently prisoners, transsexuals, priests and gays), Tiffany proposes to her boss that the magazine hold a swim wear shoot on a tropical Island starring the world's top five greatest supermodels.
1: Eva: (Burns) German beauty ranked as the world's number one ranked supermodel. Eva considers herself as so seductive and refuses to wash or cut her armpit hair. 2: Yo: An African American beauty from New York. Yo is famous for her large 'booty' and is most renowned for inspiring rapper 'Inky Stinky' to compose a rap about her behind. 3: Darbie: (Williams)Blonde and slender; American Supermodel Darbie is known for her ability to transform herself in 'a human doll'. She is reported to have spend 12 days in the window of Bloomingdales in New York, before store clerks realised she wasn't a dummy. 4: Hou-Che: Asian Beauty, famous for her eighth degree black belt in Martial Arts and for her breast impants, to which she seeks the forgiveness of her deceased grandfather. 5: P: Spanish P is famous for her heartbreaking pouting and her bipolar disorder.
To take the pictues Tiffany recruits Gunter and Gerd, two asexual photographers from Germany.
The Supermodel's agree to participate and are flown to the Islands of Isis, a tropical paradise where the shoot is to take place. Things don't start of well for Tiffany. As well as showing hatred towards each other the Supermodels are instantly put of by Tiffany's excessive perkiness. Things go from bad to worse for Tiffany when she starts hearing the voice of Ryan from her self-help tapes in her head telling her to murder the supermodels. Once Tiffany starts hearing the voices a Ninja begins to murder the supermodels. P is shot in the back by a spear gun during a shoot. Hou-Che has her neck broken whilst in hand to hand combat with the Ninja (following her death Hou-Che is revealed to be a transsexual, has male genitalia and appears as a man on a Chinese passport). Despite the murders Tiffany is determined to go ahead with the shoot. The next to be killed is Yo who dies of a massive bout of flatulence after the Ninja tampered with steroid suppositories she was taking to maintain her large behind. The voices in Tiffany's head continue to tell her that she had killed them and suspicion falls on Tiffany from the remaining models. One the final day of the shoot, Eva's failed attempts to seduce the asexual photographers results in her abandoning the shoot. She is later found shot along with Gunter. The Ninja confronts Tiffany and Gerd and is unveiled to be Tiffany's boss Merle. Darbie is revealed to be Merle's lesbian lover. Merle, Darbie (whose real name is revealed to be Sarah) conspired to kill the supermodels in order to promote the image of a new, intelligent supermodel. Gerd was in on the scheme to escape from the dominance the mute Gunter to which he is basically a traslator. Merle reveals that Tiffany is a major pawn in her scheme. The voices in her head were part of a scheme involving micro transmitters inserted in Tiffany's ears whilst she was having surgery to remove a freckle on her left nipple that Tiffany is concerned will turn cancerous. The voices are provided by Ryan himself (Wee Man) who was is an associate of Merle and also Dieter, Eva's poolboy. Merle turns the gun on Tiffany, she tries to reconcile but is shot dead. The movie ends with Merle and Sarah/Darbie on the beach, talking about the future, but Merle is finally shot (presumably with fatal consequences) by Sarah/Darbie.
