User:Darth Skynyrd/Happy B-Day Munchy!

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Yummy!
Happy Birthday

Munch!
Pink Floyd says:
The Sun is the same in a relative way,
but you're older.
Shorter of breath,
one day closer to death.

[edit] The History of Munch

  • Long Long Ago, in a Galaxy Far Far Away... Munchy was born!
  • 50 years ago - Munchy celebrates her first Birthday on the far off world of Krypton. Through an odd series of events, she eventually reaches our world.
  • 33 years ago - Munchy takes up a job carving candles for the circus. She will go on to be bar tender, a pizza delivery person, and many more assorted jobs.
  • 30 - some corrupt, piggish, college student gets denied by Munchie when he tries to cheat off of her.
  • 29 to 3 years ago - little is known about our hero during this time, except that she takes up a job as a Science Professor at St. Jews Universtiy
  • 2 years ago - Munchy begins teaching a brilliant film director, Pope, rock star, and world leader.
  • Today - Munchy turns 51 years old! This turn of the half century is received with vigorous jubilation across the Buckeye State

[edit] Quotes

Upon hearing of Munchy's B-day the following had this to say:

“ I have nothing to give as a gift, Munchy, but I promise to always remember your birthday. ”

—Victor Ukegbu Ogbonnaya
“ Who's Munchy? ”

—The Who
“ Munchy, when you get to be as old as me, you want to forget your [dang] birthday. ”

—Stephen King
“ When we grew up and went to school
there were certain teachers who
would hurt the children anyway they could.
By pouring their derision
upon anything we did,
and exposing every weakness
however carefully hidden by the kids.
But in the town it was well known
when Munchy came one day,
the treatment never showed up
in any shape or way.		 ”

—Pink Floyd
“ Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night;
God said "Let Munchy be" and all was light.		 ”

—A Pope
“ Munchy's glory is to command contending kings,
To unmask falsehood, and bring truth to light.		 ”

—William Shakespeare



“ WE LUV U MUNCHY! ”

—The Eighth Grade


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