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Welcome to Darth Skynyrd's Userpage!
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I really don't care what people think of me anymore. Don't get me wrong. I still get embarrassed, but after the initial shock of realizing I just did something stupid, I really don't care what people think of me. |
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—Darth Skynyrd
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Any quote will be made ten times funnier if you associate it to Adolf Hitler or the Pope |
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— Darth Skynyrd
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Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, I think of my sex life. |
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— Pope John Paul II
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Man cannot live on bread alone; he needs peanut butter. |
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— President Garfield (Real Quote!)
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I love it! I love it! I love it! |
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— JB
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I <3 this pix! But I don't know what it is!
Hey wut up? I'm Darth Skynyrd, and I'm American, hate soda, know the basics of Spanish, use Wikipedia often, and remain politically neutral, showing no preference for Democrats, Republicans, or any other random, undistinguised party. I'm NOT an Anarchist. My friend put that on the table down there, and I'm too lazy to delete it. I believe in having the freedoms guarunteed in the Constitution, and support democracy, the metric system, and military time, although I'll think in Fahrenheit and 5:30 p.m.1 'til the day I die (Y3K). I would tell you more, but the table says it all.
I made this pic and put it on all of its articles!
[edit] My Hero!
Us & Them
& afterall we're only ordinary men
Me & U
God only knoz its not wut we would chose
2 do
4ward he cried
F/ the rear
& the front rank died
The gen'ral sat
& the lines on the map
moved f/ side 2 side
havent u herd?
its a battle of wurds
the posterbearer cried
Listen Son
Said the Man w/ the Gun
There's room 4 u inside
Out of the Way
Its its a buzy day
I got things on my mind
Wonder the price
Of tea and a slice
The old man died
[edit] My language
The chorus of Rosenrot|, translated from German to English by Jeremy Williams, then translated from English to Darth Skynyrdian by Darth Skynyrd.
Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben
wenn man klares Wasser will
Rosenrot oh Rosenrot
Tiefe Wasser sind nicht still
Deep wells must be dug
if you want clear water
Rose-red, oh Rose-red
Deep waters don't run still
Váls Dípon mokt bé grobin
ef tö vont ogwa kláron
Rózenrözh Ó Rózenrözh
Ogwas Dípon nó rín stíl
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This user is of German ancestry. |
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This user enjoys reading anything. |
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This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is). |
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This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
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Cet utilisateur ne comprend pas le français, ou seulement avec des difficultés notables. |
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This user enjoys film. |
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This user likes British slang, and he learned it on his J's. |
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This user likes ice cream better than pie. |
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Ex yuzeroh othored o leengwa pohz. (This user has made his own language.) |
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This user has a RAZR. |
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This user usually goes by the pseudonym of Bobito Smitho. |
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This user is part of the Orvrix Foundation. |
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[edit] Events to look forward for
I'll keep my political comments to myself.
- 2008 - George W. Bush will be removed from office
- 2010 - Croatia should join the EU
- 2011 - I'll probably graduate from High School (if I'm not held back) and go on to college (if I'm accepted)
- 2011, Summer - Me and my best friend are going to go on a roadtrip down to the South
- 2015 - With luck, I'll graduate from college and begin directing movies
- 2092 - My 100th birthday!
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[edit] Stormtrooper effect
Mathmatical proof of the stormtrooper effect!
- Phit = the probability of a stormtrooper hitting its target
- n = the number of bad guys
- x = the number of good guys
- J = the number of Jedi
![P_{hit}=\left ( \frac{1}{n+ \left [ x+1 \right ] ^3+ \left [ J+1\right ]^{10}} \right )](../../../../math/5/b/c/5bccde7500d9b0bdf424ea6681f8830a.png)
From this, one can infer that the presence of a good guy has a detrimental effect on the bad guys' accuracy, while having even one Jedi present is a veritable death sentence.
