User:Darkside2000/What the Wikipedian saw

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1 What the Wikipedian saw
2 Welcome to Wikipedia!
3 The Entrance
4 The Corridors
5 Rules

[edit] What the Wikipedian saw

About -- This page is about behind the scenes of Wikipedia. This is fun a story which anyone can edit freely as long as it isn't deleted.

[edit] Welcome to Wikipedia!

Hello and welcome young Wikipedia user! We are very proud to have you here. This is the behind the scenes look at Wikipedia! You are now one to the few to be many to see what goes on at Wiki HQ! You will be amazed at the work that goes on in here! Now here we go!

[edit] The Entrance

Well now here we are at Wiki HQ! On your left... Wait! It's Bertie, the drinks man. He has been with us for a few days now. Hey a newcomer! Welcome! No Bertie these are the people who want to find out more about whats going on here at Wiki HQ. Oh right! The tour people who your bumping off for the insurance money!

Now edit away young Wiki!

This exclusive acess is brought to you from the great --Darkside2000 (talk) 12:21, 15 April 2008 (UTC) Feel free to send him any messages you like!

[edit] The Corridors

Now, to your left you can see the Userbox Creation Room. Inside, we create all userboxes-

"ALERT! NON-FREE IMAGE FOUND! ALERT!"

"ARRRGH! NO, MR. BOT! IT WASN'T MY FAULT! ARRGH!" Moving swiftly on... Now, let's take a right. Now a left. Then a right. Another left. Another right, right? Here is the Userpages corridor. Here are the keys to yours. Now, open the door. At the moment, there's nothing but a brick wall. Press the 'EDIT THIS PAGE' tab up there. Now start writing... (LIGHTS GO OUT) Aw, crud, the server went down!--Editor510 (talk) 16:26, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Now is the perfect chance to show you all my Wiki rehabilitation centre! In here we have many people who have ont aded or edited to wikipdia in a while. And here is the nice sharp pointy objects we use try to convince them to change their ways! BUZZ!!!! YOU WILL EDIT!!!! AAAHHH!!!!! --Darkside2000 (talk) 12:27, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh Ooh OOH! Look! The holy, golden-walled, ceilinged and floored (Hallelujah Chorus plays) Article corridor! It stretches for googol (1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) miles! Open a door to a category and then find a page! Oop! Nope, that's the adult section, sorry, no access. Look! In here!--Editor510 (talk) 19:55, 25 May 2008 (UTC) To Be Continued.....

[edit] Rules

The story must not end unless ended by --Darkside2000 (talk) 12:33, 15 April 2008 (UTC) You cannot delete any other users info unless it is pure vandalism to this page. This is intended to be fun so don't take it seriously. If this page is considered offensive and should be deleted discuss the matter on my talk page.