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Contents 1 Introduction 2 The Random Stuff Begins Here 2.1 Quotes 2.2 Signature: The Last Woodbender 2.3 Hedgegatar: The Last Hedgehog 2.4 Zoom Zoom Zoom 2.5 Simply MP, come on down!

[edit] Introduction

This here subpage is probably my last. It is a "sandbox" in certain minor ways. In it, I will express my mind and make myself at home. No edits! Except by the following users: DarknessLord and DarknessLord!

[edit] The Random Stuff Begins Here

[edit] Quotes

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"We will give you tonight. Leave early at dawn next morning, for a group of people are out to kill you. And we will join them. Expect no mercy. So run. Run. Until you find out the truth."

”

-Alakazam to me and my partner

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"This is not so hard; As I paddle my canoe; I'll paddle yours too."

”

-Sokka to Haiku teacher

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"There is no war in Ba Sing Se."

”

-Dai Li guy to Jet.

"My mama always told me life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what youre gonna get." Forrest Gump

[edit] Signature: The Last Woodbender

Signature: The Last Woodbender episodes v • d • e
Book One - Wood:		1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20
Book Two - Water:		21 · 22 · 23 · 24 · 25 · 26 · 27 · 28 · 29 · 30 31 · 32 · 33 · 34 · 35 · 36 · 37 · 38 · 39 · 40
Book Three - Air:		41 · 42 · 43 · 44 · 45 · 46 · 47 · 48 · 49 · 50 51 · 52 · 53 · 54 · 55 · 56 · 57 · 58 · 59 · 60
Book Four - Earth:		61 · 62 · 63 · 64 · 65 · 66 · 67 · 68 · 69 · 70 71 · 72 · 73 · 74 · 75 · 76 · 77 · 78 · 79 · 80
Book Five - Fire:		81 · 82 · 83 · 84 · 85 · 86 · 87 · 88 · 89 · 90 91 · 92 · 93 · 94 · 95 · 96 · 97 · 98 · 99 · 100
Book Six - Metal:		101 · 102 · 103 · 104 · 105 · 106 · 107 · 108 · 109 · 110 111 · 112 · 113 · 114 · 115 · 116 · 117 · 118 · 119 · 120

• Wood, Water, Air, Earth, Fire, Metal...
• Long ago the six nations lived together in harmony.
• Then, everything changed when the Fire and Metal Nations attacked...
• Only the Signature, master of all six elements, could stop them.
• But when the Wood needed him most, he vanished.
• 100 years passed and my friend and I discovered the new Signature,
• A Woodbender named Kang, and although her Woodbending skills are great, she still has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone.
• But I believe, Kang can't save the WORLD!
• Hoooooooooooo Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Book 1: Wood
Book 2: Water
Book 3: Air
Book 4: Earth
Book 5: Fire
Book 6: Metal

Book 1: Wood

Chapter 1: The Girl in the Woodberg
Chapter 2: The Signature Returns
Chapter 3: The Eastern Wood Temple
Chapter 4: The Warriors of Leemoshi
Chapter 5: The King of Ohmyshoe
Chapter 6: Liberated
Chapter 7: The Ghost World (Summer Solstice, Part 1)
Chapter 8: Signature Coke-U (Summer Solstice, Part 2)
Chapter 9: The Woodbending Paper
Chapter 10: Airplane
Chapter 11: The Great Connect
Chapter 12: The Hurricane
Chapter 13: The Red Spirit
Chapter 14: The Fortunetelled
Chapter 15: Bot-O of the Wood People
Chapter 16: No Deserter
Chapter 17: The Western Wood Temple
Chapter 18: The Woodbending Teacher
Chapter 19: Siege of the South, Part I
Chapter 20: Siege of the South, Part II

Book 2: Water

Chapter 21: The Signature Country
Chapter 22: The Cave of Three Haters
Chapter 23: Return to Ohmyshoe
Chapter 24: A Swamp
Chapter 25: Signature Week
Chapter 26: The Deaf Dude
Chapter 27: Kuzo Alone
Chapter 28: A Chase
Chapter 29: Work That's Bitter
Chapter 30: The Bookstore
Chapter 31: The Oasis
Chapter 32: The Lizard's Pass
Chapter 33: A Drill
Chapter 34: Town of Ceilings and No Secrets
Chapter 35: Tales of Ba Singing Say
Chapter 36: Paap's Found Days
Chapter 37: Lake Long-Guy
Chapter 38: The Water Queen
Chapter 39: A Guru
Chapter 40: Kang's Crossroads of Destiny

Book 3: Air

Chapter 41: 
Chapter 42: 
Chapter 43: 
Chapter 44: 
Chapter 45: 
Chapter 46: 
Chapter 47: 
Chapter 48: 
Chapter 49: 
Chapter 51: 
Chapter 52: 
Chapter 53: 
Chapter 54: 
Chapter 55: 
Chapter 56: 
Chapter 57: 
Chapter 58: 
Chapter 59: 
Chapter 60:  

Book 4: Earth

Chapter 61: 
Chapter 62: 
Chapter 63: 
Chapter 64: 
Chapter 65: 
Chapter 66: 
Chapter 67: 
Chapter 68: 
Chapter 69: 
Chapter 70:
Chapter 71: 
Chapter 72: 
Chapter 73: 
Chapter 74: 
Chapter 75: 
Chapter 76: 
Chapter 77: 
Chapter 78: 
Chapter 79: 
Chapter 80: 

Book 5: Fire

Chapter 81: 
Chapter 82: 
Chapter 83: 
Chapter 84: 
Chapter 85: 
Chapter 86: 
Chapter 87: 
Chapter 88: 
Chapter 89: 
Chapter 90: 
Chapter 91: 
Chapter 92: 
Chapter 93: 
Chapter 94: 
Chapter 95: 
Chapter 96: 
Chapter 97: 
Chapter 98: 
Chapter 99: 
Chapter 100: 

Book 6: Metal

Chapter 101: 
Chapter 102: 
Chapter 103: 
Chapter 104: 
Chapter 105: 
Chapter 106: 
Chapter 107: 
Chapter 108: 
Chapter 109: 
Chapter 110: 
Chapter 111: 
Chapter 112: 
Chapter 113: 
Chapter 114: 
Chapter 115: 
Chapter 116: 
Chapter 117: 
Chapter 118: 
Chapter 119: 
Chapter 120:

[edit] Hedgegatar: The Last Hedgehog

A Sonic-inspired Avatar take-off. Don't worry, I'm only making two Avatar rip-offs. Help from real-life Simply MP inspired this from us two. So, give us both credit.

• Sonic → Aang
• Amy → Katara
• Knuckles → Sokka
• Shadow → Zuko
• Eggman → Iroh
• Metal Sonic → Zhao
• Blaze → Azula
• Rouge → Mai
• Tikal → Ty Lee
• Chao → Momo
• Big → Appa
• Espio → Jet
• Charmy → Smellerbee
• Vector → Longshot
• Tails → TBA
• Gamma → TBA
• Omega → TBA
• Chaos → TBA
• Jet → TBA
• Wave → TBA
• Storm → TBA
• TBA → Fire Lord Ozai

[edit] Zoom Zoom Zoom

1. BlueRed
2. Green
3. Yellow
4. GoldSilver
5. Crystal
6. RubySapphire
7. Emerald
8. FireRedLeafGreen
9. DiamondPearl
10. Stadium
11. Stadium2
12. Snap
13. Trozei
14. Dash
15. MysteryDungeonBlueMysteryDungeonRed
16. Ranger
17. Colosseum
18. XD
19. BattleRevolution

Just to show how much Nintendo's been doing.

[edit] Simply MP, come on down!

Hey Simply, place a comment down in the following box:

Simply MP: People, this Lord of Darkness is one cool guy. Just trust me on this one.

My response:

Heh, thanks.

So... you call yourself cool? I pity you. So then I did the... antidisestablishmentarianism in the sand, then the box, then my hand, then I threw it all around, because that's what it is... NYC

And then in Wingdings 2, you fought me valiantly, but alas, tis the true volcano-glacier nonsense that embodifies evil with cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

So then I did a... hop. And a hippity hippity hop! And a hippity hippity hippity hippity hop! YEEHAW!

GROAR. And, of course, NYC

Main article: User:Simply MP

Birth: ?, Main death: 758937th millennium

“

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi... at last we will have revenge.

”

A Dark Lord of the Sith, and a heir to the almighty Darth Maul, Simply MP has become a well-known Ravenclaw who pretends to be an Avatar of the Wikipedia Dimension. Upon Darth Maul's death at the hands of Obi-Wan Kenobi, Simply MP encountered Emperor Palpatine, who he failed to defeat. Instead of Dooku or Anakin, Palpatine took him in as his own apprentice.

While he recruited the other two options of Palpatine, Simply MP remained hidden ready for the time to strike. While he spent most of his life learning magic and working on his Avatar lie, he remained practicing secretly under Sidious.

When the time came, Simply sought his oppurtunity, and, as the only remaining force-users in the galaxy besides him (Luke, Vader, and Emperor) dueled, Simply MP weakened Vader and Sidious, attempting to kill them. He nearly succeeded, when Vader and Sidious killed each other. Simply MP jumped out of his hiding place and killed Luke. MP suddenly used his awesome force powers, even if he couldn't see them, to destroy all the remains of the Rebels in the galaxy. The entire Empire had almost been destroyed, but thanks to MP, it survived.

Using the midichloreans, MP maintained all life, and became virtually immortal. But then came his primetime moment when DarknessLord arrived with an army of dark followers. DarknessLord used his combined Jedi-Sith powers to blast Force lightning at MP. "You've forgotten I'm immortal..." stated Simply. "You fail to realize... I'm your ruler... I'm your master... I'm your... AVADAKADAVRA!"

While training at Hogwarts, he had secretly mastered Avadakadavra. But DarknessLord was smarter than that. Instantly he countercursed. "How can this be? Wikiprophecy itself clearly states there is no countercurse to the curse of death!" DarknessLord exclaimed that the combined powers of the Avatar State, the Dark side of the force, the Light side of the force, and the magic he learned from all 28 years at all 4 houses, he was invincible. And immortal people could kill other immortals.

But MP had one more trick up his sleeve...

With a giant leap, Simply manuevered himself with a force-jump all the way to the other side of the room, and entered a code. One of the three giant chambers opened. In it was the Triforce.

All three Triforces shone on Simply, and Simply felt ultimate power. He blasted Courage, Power, and Wisdom at DarknessLord. But DarknessLord was oh so powerful and attractive, Din and Nayru were lured to him. But Farore the Wisdom stayed with Simply. But that was Wisdom. What use was that?

"E=MC²" exclaimed Simply.

DarknessLord laughed, sieging the last part of the Triforce by force onto his own hand and blasting all his powers onto Simply MP, forever ending the reign of the SimpleMPire.

DarknessLord opened the other two chambers with the Force. Inside one was Voldemort's horcruxes all gathered together, and in another was a piece of the Sozin's Comet.

"My powers will increase ten-fold..." DarknessLord stated, but was shocked by a groan.

Simply MP got up, glowing from all his hatred.

Simply MP's voice was now of a demon's, not his own. "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!"

"Give it up! I have the higher ground... Don't do it, Simply!"

Simply MP ignored DarknessLord, and lunged at DarknessLord.

"I warned you."

With a fatal blow, DarknessLord used all his new and old powers combined simultaneously to unleash a blow of sheer power. Simply MP's flesh was eradicated, then muscles and bones and sorts, then his spirit was shattered, and all that remained was a single cell.

"Whoa." DarknessLord stated, as he left the room, looking back at the single cell and the entirely-shattered room.

But only a few minutes later, the cell suddenly started screeching like a maniac. The cell suddenly transformed into multiple cells, which combined together to form bones.

Simply MP was still alive.

A million years later, as DarknessLord continued his reign through the galaxy. The Sith Lord had grown muscles within a day, and his spirit had already been revived. His flesh was completely healed as well, leaving Simply immortal again.

Spending those million years training in the way DarknessLord had done, he finished his final Ravenclaw year and moved on from Ravenclaw to Hufflepuff to Gryffindor to Slytherin. Finally he had completely mastered magic. Then he taught himself day and night in researching for every bit of clues and finding information on artificial Bending.

After about 700,000 years, Simply had a breakthrough, finding the methods. He instantaneously mastered his other three elements, and became an official Avatar.

300 000 years later, DarknessLord and Simply wound themselves up in the ultimate rematch... but the ending was shocking.

With a huge blow, the two of them had exactly equal power, save for the Triforce, Horcruxes, and Sozin's Comet. Thus, DarknessLord had a small edge, but Simply had a plan.

He had three things of his own counter. To counter Sozin's Comet, he had waited to strike until the full moon, so while DarknessLord's fire was stronger, his water was stronger, defending him ten-fold. Countering, DarknessLord's Triforce took drastic measures. Simply had enough skills in him to rip apart half of all three Triforce pieces onto him. And lastly the Horcruxes, and Simply had the plan. He threw out seven Chaos Emeralds, which was enough to fully equal DarknessLord's strength.

Suddenly, their bodies fell to the ground, disentegrating. The two got up, and, with all of their skills and possessions falling onto the ground, the two fought as their skeletons slowly started to fade and their muscles vanished.

DarknessLord had then fallen onto the ground, exhausted. Simply fell seconds later. Losing the rest of them rapidly, DarknessLord and Simply MP did one last lunge, but to be in vain, and both of them were then nothing but a skull, as their spirits lifted towards the heavens.

And two cells remained. Unlike before, in this type of atmosphere the cells started disentegrating.

"NO!" the cell of Simply's wailed as it rolled down a hill and continued disentegrating.

Somebody saw DarknessLord's cell, almost vanished, and immediately transferred him to a hospital. They gave DarknessLord life-like bones, muscles, and flesh, but it took a while to redeem his spirit, but eventually he did. And he was back. He headed to the areas of the battle, and sucked the full moon energy, Sozin's Comet, the Triforce, the Horcruxes, the Chaos Emeralds, the bending skills, the Avatar abilities, the magic, everything.

Meanwhile, Simply MP, powerless, had just been discovered with only a nanocell still alive. A scientist was at the scene, and he just barely managed to find Simply before it was too late.

Simply laughed evilly as his body quickly came back to life.

Simply then realized something. He was powerless. He looked at DarknessLord above, who blasted him with all his power.

Simply's cell was once again exposed, and DarknessLord quickly vanquished the cell, laughing evilly at his triumph.

And thus was the end of the legend of Simply MP, the most powerful pure-sith the world had ever known.

As known, there were twelve warriors that helped defend the name and righteousness of the demon DarknessLord.

Darth Malak. Darth Vader. Darth Maul. Darth Nihilus. Zhao. Ozai. Iroh. Zuko. Chaos. Waluigi. Bowser. Darth Revan.

Such was legend. They would protect. They were mighty. And, after being conquered, they all turned into spirits and fused themselves together, flying into the abyss of the unknown... fusing together... to form... a demon.

PS3: BLEH!

Report Card: It's alright, I guess, an A+, two A-'s, three B+'s, and a C+.

The Earth King: So let me get this straight. Within three minutes, it is revealed that Mai, Azula, and Ty Lee are in Ba Sing Se, Sokka and Aang are traveling, Toph gets captured by Xin Fu and The Boulder, and the Dai Li are still loyal to Long Feng. WHOA.

0 days until the WII!

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• Dotto Dotto
• Dotette Dottette
• Dotevil Dotevil
• Dottex Dottex
• Dottrex Dottrex
• Dotfire Dotfire
• Dark Scratches Dark Scratches
• Light Scratches Light Scratches
• Lock Jaw Stick Face Lock Jaw Stick Face
• Lock J. Awstick Face Lock J. Awstick Face
• L. Ockjaw “Stickfa” Ce L. Ockjaw "Stickfa" Ce
• Shadow Scepter Shadow Scepter
• The Evil Doctor The Evil Doctor
• Jar-Jar Binks Jar-Jar Binks
• Dotthew Dotthew
• Toilet Paper Toilet Paper
• Pie Pie
• Tim Tim
• Davy Davy
• The Float The Float
• Banana-Head Banana-Head
• The White Ninja The White Ninja
• White White
• Black Black
• Grey Grey
• BFH BFH

The above set of images in a table is used because for some reason in the Sandbox the {{click}} does not work... this could take a while... I need more.

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