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== Daley Nixon == (1988-)

Contents 1 == Early Life == 2 (1988-) 3 Film 4 Music 5 Religious opinion 6 Politics 7 Looking Forward

[edit] == Early Life ==

Daley Nixon is an Academy Award, BAFTA, Emmy, Golden-Globe, Nobel Prize Winning magician most famous for his bazooka catch trick. He is known for his small frame, 5'8, and his decision not to speak unless its absolutely fucking necessary. He was born in a manger, in Northhampton on 26th April 1988, and was proclaimed divine by the Dalai Lama

[edit] (1988-)

He was born on 26th April 1988 in Northampton to Welsh parents, a Protestant father and a catholic mother. He is the 6th child in his family (6 is his favourite and lucky number). While not excelling at school from a young age, he was a mature student who enjoyed reading and writing. He loves getting naked, especially around men. Once he took on 10 guys in a sauna, and I'm not talking about fighting.

[edit] Film

He likes any film that is on a film studies course. Everything else is just "trailers"

[edit] Music

He likes everything, except anything after 1992. He has a fondness for Neo-Nazi rock and particularly loathes anything by Michael Jackson.

[edit] Religious opinion

Non existant as he doesn't believe in God, therefore he believes followers are fools as the thought of a higher-being is bollocks.

[edit] Politics

Mr Nixon describes himself as a 'leftist libertarian.' While being a left-winger supporter, he disapproves of the Communist regime that was established in Russia between 1917-1990. Daley is pro-choice, pro-euthanasia and pro-black. He is against capital punishment and is for bigger taxes on the rich.

He can't wait for the day when the Aryan rises and is able to sit down at the table of love with all the other whities. Anyone who doesn't like him will receive a hammer in their face, and their teeth removed from their gums via a wrench.

[edit] Looking Forward

Recently, the infamous Daley Nixon has been looking forward to a wash and a bed time story. However, do not let this peaceful exterior fool you, man of steel he takes all enemies by the balls and shows them he's not to be messed with.