User:Ctjf83

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Ctjf83 is burned out on, and tired of Wikipedia but will be back rarely to answer talk page inquiries and for minor edits only!





"You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals, fa-laming!" Homer Simpson ("Homer's Phobia")
"Well, an old time penny show (porn), The Naughty Flapper Girl. Oh hot, she's voting! Ya you break all the rules, eh. Yeah, thats right, vote for Taft, you dirty girl!" Peter Griffin
(More quotes at the bottom of the page)
This user is proud to be Gay
This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
This user has significantly contributed to 11 Good Articles on Wikipedia.
d'oh This user is a member of WikiProject The Simpsons.

This user is a member of WikiProject LGBT studies.

This user is a member of WikiProject Iowa.
This user keeps track of The Simpsons watchlist
d'oh! This user is a possible Homer Sexual.
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!


d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
Bart This user wants you to "Eat my shorts!"
This user wishes he had a boyfriend.
This user loves Dr Pepper
This user loves Budweiser Select
9,317+ This user has made over 9,317 contributions to Wikipedia.
This user is overly addicted to Wikipedia
This user supports the Democratic Party of the United States.
lib This user is a liberal.
AAR This user listens to Air America Radio, a sharp left turn on the dial.
This user has been on Wikipedia for
1 year, 10 months and 8 days.
FG
 This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
This user demands you Respect my authoritah!
25 This user is 25 years old.
This user is male.
This user lives in Iowa.
ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
to / too
/ two		 This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.
This user is against smoking.
This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
fan-3 This user loves Celine Dion.
M Confessed
Madonna
Fan		 M
This user supports the fight against breast cancer.
This user supports Stem Cell research.
This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.
This user enjoys playing chess.

[edit] Good Articles

Good article "Bart Carny" Good article "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Good article "Realty Bites"
Good article "Das Bus" Good article "Lost Our Lisa" Good article "Selma's Choice"
Good article "Duffless" Good article "Marge on the Lam" Good article Davenport, Iowa
Good article "Homer's Triple Bypass" Good article "New Kid on the Block"

[edit] Articles I've Started

See also: User:Ctjf83/Pictures

[edit] Barnstars


The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
For constantly beating me to the punch on vandalism, keep up the good work!
Gonzo fan2007 talk ♦ contribs 05:22, 10 November 2007 (UTC)


The Special Barnstar
After looking in my edits, and seeing how nice you have been to me, and just how overall you and I have become friends, and seeing how you have seemed to taken me under your wing, I am awarding you this Special Barnstar, because you truly are a special person. To befriend someone who you don't know, and take them in and treat them as if they were a good friend of yours is just really cool, so here you go. Happy Editing, Dustitalk to me 20:09, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
Golden Hawkeye Award for doing the State of Iowa proud. IowaMutt 14:34, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Quotes


The Simpsons Random Quote WP:DOH
“ The hip bone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my... wrist watch... Uh-oh! ”

—Dr. Nick Riviera ("Homer's Triple Bypass")



WP:LGBT Random Quote
“

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

 ”

—Barry Goldwater
Show new quotes
Herbert:"Selling your old hand me downs...you got anything you used to wear in the summer time?"
Chris Griffin: "Just these old shorts."
Herbert: "Sweet Jesus!" ("Road to Rupert")
(A naked teenaged boy walks by) Herbert: Holy moly! It must be my birthday!
(On a Jerry Springer type talk show)
Mario: "Erica, you know I love you, but I gotta come clean. I'm...I'm not really a man. I'm a woman!
Erica: "Oh my god, you're a woman?!"
Mario: "Well actually, I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse!"
Erica: "Oh my god, you're a horse?!"
Mario: "Actually, I'm not really a horse, I'm a broom!" ("Fifteen Minutes of Shame")
Marge Simpson: "There you are. How was the magic act?"
Homer Simpson: "What in the hell are you talking about?" (Bart jabs him) "Oh, right, the magic! The magic was great. It's really the way to go."
Lisa Simpson: "How'd you do your act? You left your magic kit here."
Bart Simpson: "Or so it would seem!"
Homer: "Suckers" (as he and Bart walk away) ("The Great Money Caper")
(Seeing a gym) Homer Simpson: "Gyime, whats a gyime?" (walks in) "Ohhh a gyime" ("King of the Hill")
(Speaking to a mob looting buildings) Chief Wiggum: "Alright everyone, disperse immediately. We are prepared to use force!...What, what, we're not prepared, Eddie?"
(The mob begins to destroy the police car) Wiggum: "Uh oh, someone call 911!"
Eddie: "Oh they'd never come!" ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
Bart Simpson: "Look at those looters, breaking windows, setting fires. They’re living my dream and you won’t let me join them. Please can I throw one little..."
Homer Simpson "No"
Bart: "What if I just burned down a..."
Homer: "No"
Bart: "Can I at least insight infer...."
Homer: "No, I’ve caused enough trouble already by plugging in that Santa Claus. No more irresponsible behavior"
Bart: "Can I have a beer?"
Homer: "Alright but not the imported"
Marge Simpson: "Homer!"
Homer: "You’ve got to set limits Marge"
Marge: (Yelling at Bart) "No Beer!" ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
Homer Simpson "Finally, a way to combine my love of helping people with my love of hurting people! ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
Homer Simpson: "Ooh! Yeah. That's good...oh, don't stop...oh, yeah...faster, faster. Faster, faster...ohh, you do that like a pro!"
Marge Simpson: "Oh, no, she's making him a sandwich."
Homer: "Use both hands!" ("Brawl in the Family")
Homer Simpson: "I'll get those murderous trolls"
Lisa Simpson: "What?"
Homer Simpson: "I mean...I'll get those murderous trolls!" ("Saddlesore Galactica")