User:Crowstar/youknow

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 This page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous.
It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.

This page is kept for humor. And to know when to take a break. Anyone can add stuff, make sure it's not stupid though. Just go ahead and put it!


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[edit] You know you're too obsessed w/ Wikipedia when...

[edit] Real life

  • You find yourself cringing every time you hear the word "vandal" in real life.
  • In arguments or other stuff, you've called someone a "vandal".
  • When you see someone who acts like a "tool", you think to yourself, what a sockpuppet.
  • At school, you often use the computers to go to Wikipedia.
  • While lying in bed with your significant other, you look into their eyes and softly ask if you can see their "featured article". (KeeperOTD)
  • When a younger sibling gets on your nerves, you ask your parents to block them. (KeeperOTD)
  • The words "consensus" and "undo" take on a magical, almost lurid quality. (KeeperOTD)
  • You find yourself adding citations to the end of sentences, even when just asking for a glass of milk (cup of coffee, juice, Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster).(keeperOTD)
  • You've woken up from a nightmare where a blocked user kept editing/creating sockpuppets.

[edit] At Work

  • When the boss asks for your opinion, you firmly remind them of NPOV policy. (KeeperOTD)
  • When someone at work has retired, this ends up on their wall:
This editor has decided to leave Wikipedia.

(Editor510 (Rox ur Sox. Sorry, couldn't help it.)

[edit] At School

  • When someone you know says something stupid and unsourced, you wish you could put a prod template on them.
  • While most students doodle in their notebooks, you write template ideas.
  • When you see someone giving the new kid a hard time, you remind them not to bite the newbies. (Gravitan)

[edit] Online

  • Instead of making italic or bold text on forums, you write "'' ''" or "''' '''".
  • You sign e-mails or forum posts like ~~~~
  • When someone IMs you, you find yourself thinking, "Darn it, I'm on Wikipedia!"
  • When all the links on Recent changes are purple instead of blue. (WarthogDemon)