User:Creamy Powder 7
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I am going to be very honest. I'm a South American Drug Lord that deals large amounts of cocaine to the U.S. I like listening to pop music from the 80's and enjoy flying my helecopter while smoking on my bong. I have a 14 inch mullet and am a legalized migdet. I stand at three feet six inches and weigh 250 pounds, but dont worry i can still kick your A$$. (With the help of my Mexican Army of mercenaries, surrrounding my secrative mountain lair.)I also enjoying rigging elections to put my dirt bag friends into power.