Crawfordjohn
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Crawfordjohn (Scottish Gaelic: Creamhain Eòin) is a small village located in South Lanarkshire, 3 miles west of Abington and 7 miles north-east of Leadhills, near junction 13 of the M74. It lies to the north of the Duneaton Water, a tributary of the River Clyde. It is known for the manufacture of curling stones.
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[edit] Crawfordjohn Heavy Mob
Crawfordjohn is also known for its famous Mob. The Crawfordjohn Heavy Mob was formed in 2003 as security at a major party happening in the village.
It has around 50 members and is growing as word of the Mob spreads across the world.
The Mob is famous for legendary parties, and legendary drinking.
Although often mistaken by Young Teams from the towns as a threat, the Heavy Mob is actually very welcoming and does not look to participate in violence.
However, anger the Mob and you will feel the full force of the Beating Sticks. So far in the 6 year history of the Mob, only one man has suffered this fate; and he can hardly be called a man. [1]
[edit] Structure of the Heavy Mob
- Leader: David Alexander
- King Drinker: Greg Leyden
- Home Defense: Jamie Graham
- Edinburgh Expansion Coordinator: John Alexander
- Glasgow Expansion Coordinator: Marc Beekman
- Heavy Mob Air Force Commander: Luke McArthur
- Heavy Mob New Bloods Captain: Tom Collins
The top 4 in in the list are known within the Mob as the "Legends". This is because these men have guided the Mob from its days as a pipe dream to now the most recognised Mob outside of Italy. Although with the "Legends" no longer in the front line, the responsibilty has fallen to New Bloods Captain; Tom Collins to continue the name of the Mob within the younger generations.
[edit] Main Activities of the Crawfordjohn Heavy Mob
- Drinking
- Partying
- Sleeping
- Eating
[edit] Main Aim of the Crawfordjohn Heavy Mob
- World Domination
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