Cracked China
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| Robot Chicken episode | |||||||
 "My little pony, Apocalypse Pony!" |
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| Episode no. | Season 2 Episode 7 |
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| Written by | Jordan Allen-Dutton Mike Fasolo Seth Green Matthew Senreich Erik Weiner |
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| Directed by | Matthew Senreich | ||||||
| Production no. | 207 | ||||||
| Original airdate | May 14, 2006 | ||||||
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Cracked China is the seventh episode of the second season of Robot Chicken.
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[edit] List of skits
[edit] Pull My Finger
In some localities, if grandpa tells you to pull his finger, the police may enforce his command.
[edit] Numb-Chucking
Stupid kids get a new high from "numb-chucking." No, it's not like ninjas, it's making someone "numb" by injecting their jugular vein with Novocaine and "chucking" him down a hill, into a wall, down an escalator, and into traffic. However, the next day, the teens have given up numb-chucking for pot, where kids beat other kids senseless with pots and pans.
[edit] Honest Zombie
An honest zombie outside your door will admit to the fact before you let him in.
[edit] Will Work For Balls
Puppies begging streetside...
[edit] Apocalypse Pony
Bad little children get to meet the 4 My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse: Pestilence Pony, Famine Pony, War Pony, and Death Pony.
[edit] Kiddie Driver
A young girl on her Big Wheel is pulled over by a boy dressed like a policeman on his Big Wheel, explaining the reason why he did so - "because I love you."
[edit] Eagle Eye Smith
Meet Eagle Eye Smith, the blind athlete who will touch your heart. He "plays" pool, baseball, bowling, and he even skis, all the while, shouting "I'm a champion!".
[edit] Pikachu Secret
We learn the secret of what actually exists within Pokémon's Pikachu's "ball" - Disco and hot female Pikachu! And he's really pissed at Ash Ketchum after a hard night's partying, when he brings him out to fight Gary Oak's Charizard, turning back to Ash and saying, "Douche."
[edit] E.T. Doesn't Phone Home
E.T.'s concerned mom rues the fact the he still hasn't phoned.
[edit] Space Checkers
A checkers champion goes on the adventure of a lifetime. Louis is taken by aliens who battle with spaceships that are giant checkers. It turns out not to be true, just Louis' hallucinating because he had a stroke. This is an obvious reference to The Last Starfighter in which a teenager is selected by aliens to fight in a war based on his prowess in a game
[edit] Flying Dad-Bomb
A young boy playing professional wrestling in his bedroom with his teddy bear is joined by his dad, who joins in the game, but takes it just a step too far by killing or severely injuring him.
This sketch was written by Tom Root and is a reference to his childhood (His love for wrestling and how the boy tied tube socks around his bed)
[edit] Role Playing Game Reversal
A dwarf, elf, skeleton, and troll play a Dungeons & Dragons-type role playing game as an accountants.
[edit] Golden Girls and the City
The Golden Girls share their sexual escapades in Golden Girls and the City. Blanche has a man die after having sex. Rose has sex with a man with Alzheimer's disease. Sophia's tale is just a bit "tall", and Dorothy prefers to be alone with her hand on the buzzer.
[edit] Cast / Voice actors
- Jeannie Elias - Dorothy Zbornak, E.T.'s Mother
- Seth Green - Ash Ketchum, Cop, Father, Gary Oak, Kid, Teen, Eagle Eye Smith
- Breckin Meyer - Alien, Man, Narrator
- Chad Morgan - Misty, Sophia Pretrillo
- Susan Silo - Rose Nylund
- Lisa Sundstedt - Blanche Devereaux
- Adam Talbott - Alien, Dad
[edit] Stoop!d Monkey
The monkey has severed his head with a hedge trimmer.[1]
[edit] References & External links
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