User:Conglacio

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I am King Dave "Conglacio" of Derby.

Dave was born 293 moons ago in the Kingdom of Derby, the grandson of Peter, Apostle to the Irish. He found God, and began preaching this to all the peoples of the world, till he lost him again.

Dave was first recognised as King by the Emperor of the Vikings, and then by the Lord Protector of Puritania. Dave led a Coup against the Iranian led Starrist regime of Puritania, then joined the Iranian led take over of a small tropical island.

King Dave later retired from international conspiracies to become a phone monkey. Finally, He studied with the Molossian Military Academy before coming to the University of Derby to study Website Development and Experimental Theology

Each Saturday, He puts his military training to good use, by fighting for American Independence, while on Tuesdays he broadcasts royalist propaganda and '+1 Extreme Operatic Dragonslaying Symphonic Melodic Epic Heavy Hollywood Power Metal of the Mighty War Gods of Finland' on the local radio.

He does not speak Spanish.


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C# This user can program in C#.
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W3C This user believes in compliance with W3C standards.


@ This user can be reached by email.
facebook This user maintains a facebook profile as My Name.
This user's news source is The Onion.
LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal  as name.
This user has a profile on MySpace as MySpaceName.
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user does not contribute by using a Web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the Internet by using the awesome power of his mind.
This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!
C:\>_
 		 This user uses DOS.
(or knows how to use it.)
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
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This user has his display resolution set to 1600x1200.
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This user uses an AMD processor
This user contributes using a wireless connection.


Steak This user is a carnivore.
23.4 This user's body mass index
is 23.4
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
This user believes that tomatoes are fruits.
This user eats chocolate.
This user loves cake.
RP This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.
This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.
This user drinks coffee.


This user drinks green tea.
A&W This user loves A&W Root Beer
This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.


This user drinks. Period.
C2H5OH-4 This user is an alcoholic.
This user drinks English beer and ale.
Any beer is better than Foster's.
Image:Stout.gif This user drinks
GUINNESS.


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Dem		 This user
supports the
Liberal Democrats.


This user is a history buff.
This user is interested in his or her local history.
This user is interested in the Napoleonic Wars.

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This user knows that Battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms!
This user is interested in World War I and World War II.
This user is interested in ancient civilizations.
This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire
This user is interested in ancient Rome.
This user is interested in ancient Rome.
This user is interested in the  British Empire.  
This user is very interested in Napoléon.
This user is interested in the Ottoman Empire.
This user is interested in the History of France.


This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution
This user is interested in the Middle Ages.
This user is interested in Central European history.
This user is interested in the French Revolution.
This user is interested in the Napoleonic era.
This user is interested in the life and times of Napoleon.


This user would like to live in the Vatican City.
Webcomics This user reads webcomics.
8-Bit "I like Swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria."
QC This user reads Questionable Content. So should you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Poisoned_Minds