Continuum Transfunctioner

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Continuum Transfunctioner

Continuum Transfunctioner in its inactive state

The Continuum Transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful extraterrestrial device from the film Dude, Where's My Car? Throughout the film the main characters, Jesse and Chester, are pursued by various groups who are searching for it. During the film's climax it turns out that Chester had the Continuum Transfunctioner all along; however it was disguised as a Rubik's Cube.

The device's only known capabilities include projecting a focused and extremely high-energy beam (known as the Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam) as well as destroying the Universe. What little information exists about the Transfunctioner comes to humanity from the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner, two extremely muscular male human-like aliens who speak with Norwegian accents. Their descriptions of the device is as follows:

"It is all that stands between the Universe and completely violent destruction."

"It is a very mysterious and powerful device... and its mystery is only exceeded by its power."