Conjoined Fetus Lady

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Conjoined Fetus Lady
South Park episode

Nurse Gollum and her sibling
Episode no. Season 2
Episode 18
Written by Trey Parker
Matt Stone
David Goodman
Directed by Trey Parker
Production no. 205
Original airdate June 3, 1998
Season 2 episodes
South Park - Season 2
April 1, 1998January 20, 1999
  1. Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
  2. Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
  3. Chickenlover
  4. Ike's Wee Wee
  5. Conjoined Fetus Lady
  6. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
  7. City on the Edge of Forever
  8. Summer Sucks
  9. Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
  10. Chickenpox
  11. Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
  12. Clubhouses
  13. Cow Days
  14. Chef Aid
  15. Spookyfish
  16. Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!
  17. Gnomes
  18. Prehistoric Ice Man

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"Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the 18th episode of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on June 3, 1998.

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After being made fun of by the boys, Pip, for once, shows his anger and hits Kyle Broflovski with a ball during dodgeball. Kyle is sent to Nurse Gollum, the South Park Elementary nurse. Kyle is horrified to discover, however, that she has a dead fetus attached to her head, due to a (fictional) condition called "Conjoined Twin Myslexia." Kyle tells the others. Upon hearing about this and the boys making fun of her, Kyle's mom Sheila sits the boys down and informs them about Nurse Gollum's condition: when a set of twins forms in the womb but one dies. She tells them that sometimes the dead twin is inside the live one, (a real disorder called Fetus in Fetu) so each one of the boys might actually have a dead twin that they don't know about. This horrifies the children, including Stan who runs home and attempts to split his head open with an icepick, saying "I have to get it out". An irate Sharon Marsh calls Sheila on the phone, questions her and tells her angrily "the next time you want to scare the hell out of my son, go and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead." Sheila, who, in order to remedy the unawareness apparent in people of Conjoined Twin Myslexia, decides to help the woman, and winds up causing a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week" declared in South Park for its sole sufferer.

Meanwhile, the school dodgeball team becomes eligible for competitions, and goes on to fight the State Competition in Denver. In the match, Denver is expected to win because they always beat South park. South Park ends up winning because Pip, the British exchange student, becomes filled with rage whenever kids incorrectly call him "French", giving him the strength to take down the other team. The team take advantage of this anger as a result. In the National competition, the Washington, D.C. team forfeits because of their fear of the inevitable international opponent, China. In China, South Park discovers the Chinese kids to be unstoppable, and the team is crushed until only Pip remains.

Pip, however, manages to win when Kevin tricks the Chinese into calling him French; he single-handedly annihilates the entire Chinese team, but by this point everyone has decided they don't want to play dodgeball anyway and he gets no credit for it. Back home, the townspeople have donned hats that make them appear to have fetuses on their heads and also read "Go Cows" (the dodgeball team), held a parade for Nurse Gollum, and videotaped her constantly. She angrily declares that she does not want any extra attention or special treatment, and that by doing so they make her feel singled out. She says she only wants to be harassed and ridiculed just like everybody else in the town and storms away. Principal Victoria and Sheila declare her "ungrateful", but the kids begin to question if the fetus actually makes her smarter.

[edit] Kenny's death

Kenny is smashed into a wall by a ball thrown during the world dodgeball championship in China. Kyle has been hit hard by a dodgeball and says his post-Kenny's death line very weakly.

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Preceded by
Ike's Wee Wee
South Park episodes Followed by
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka