User:Comrade 47
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
John Peplow, born on September 22, 1993, currently resides in Orangeville, Ontario. 4th generation Polish, he greatly dislikes Adolf Hitler.
Contents |
[edit] Upcoming Works
An unnamed novel satirizing James Bond, and other spy themes.
A collection of songs, including anti-KKK themes, and songs about wealth.
Various low-tech flash games.
Several computer programs, including insult generators, small databases, and password generators.
At least one pornography satire, parodying the cheesiness of the introductions.
[edit] Youtube Videos
John has released many videos on the video sharing website Youtube. The themes range from anti-smoking to re-enactments of murders. Several 'full features" are in development, such as a reading of MAD Magazine's "Un-medicated Eddie: ADD Boy". The following list is all of John's videos, displayed on Youtube.com, as of November 6th;
The 'Sasha The Cat' series, including "My cat on the run", "Sasha walks under the table", and "Sasha walks to the chair".
"Every ps2 game I own", a video showing the games that John owns for the PS2.
The "School Shit" series, consisting of "I run from thaniel", "Matt's killing spree", "Ryan's kickass flip book", "Thaniel explains the birds and the bees" and "Matt murders Dakota". The murder-related videos are somewhat controversial in nature, depicting school massacres, but are intended to be comical.
"Drink Captain Morgan's", an advertisement for a brand of rum.
"Smoking kills", an anti-smoking public service announcement.
"The sink from hell", a look at John's sink.
"My John Decoy (Successfull Test)", the first and only test of the decoy John. NOTE: In the title, the word 'successful' was a misprint.
"GTA SA Explosions: Part One", a collection of explosions from the video game 'Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.'
[edit] Video Gaming
When playing any video game, John usually enjoys either playing as a sniper, kamikaze, or berserker. His weapons of choice are usually assault rifles, heavy weapons like rocket launchers or machine guns, or explosives. His tactics vary with the enemy, terrain, and weapons. With weak foes, the sniper class is often used by John to get a clean shot. With multiple well-equipped adversaries, John may use weapons with a high rate of fire. If the battle seems lost, John will usually go out with a bang, by delivering explosives, either on a vehicle (example: an explosive-ridden APC) or by hand (example: running at the enemy, wildly tossing grenades).
John enjoys the game best when he plays in a manner like a guerrilla, or a silent assassin. He ambushes the enemy, places booby traps, and uses hit-and-run tactics. He will often use vehicles, like Jeeps or tanks to run down enemies, (who are better equipped to fight personal, not heavy armor.)
When playing on teams, John is often a poor team player. Although his actions may reveal hidden land mines or ambushes, or clear a path for reinforcements, he does not do so intentionally. John prefers to do what ever he feels like doing, not really caring about other team mates. He may occasionally team up with team members to fill up positions in an APC, or to cover him. John is known to be treacherous, quickly trading other's lives for his own, often using team mates for cover, or discover booby traps.
[edit] Life Story
John was born in the small Ontario town of Orangeville. Over the course of his childhood, John received an above average number of head injurys. Barely passing grade school, John went on to high school, where he now hangs out almost exclusively with Alex, and on occasion, the kids who hang outside and smoke constantly.
[edit] Musical Preference
John listens to many punk, rock and metal bands, both past and present. Such bands include Blink 182, Motley Crue, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Sum 41, Pantera, Guns N' Roses, and Rage Against The Machine. Other bands, not in the punk/rock/metal mix are Nickleback, Nena, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, and many works by composer Jesper Kyd.
[edit] Jetman
Along with fellow gamer Alex, John plays the Facebook game 'Jetman' frequently. He is way better than Alex. The game is about flying 'jet men' around a cave on jetpacks, whilst avoiding obstacles . There are many characters to unlock. John's favorite is JetBrew, a flying beer bottle. Alex's favorite is JetMasterChief. The characters can be unlocked with 'invite points', or by beating others in challenges.
[edit] Treachery
John is known to, in both real life and video games, to quickly sell out his companions, if it would save him from harm. (Such is true in video games, where John will quickly use his teammates as human shields.)
