User:Colinpoppshed

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I chose the name Colin Poppshed not because of my sexual orientation or hair colour, both of which are at odds with the character, but because there's already a Ted Maul (or "Tedmaul" to be precise) on Wikipedia. After crying for a solid three hours, seventeen minutes and twelvety seconds over my loss, I settled on the Poppshed moniker as it still makes my belly hurt and my underwear acrid and moist anytime I hear it. If you know the significance of either name, well done you, have a biscuit. Look it up if you like, the net's right here, but you'll probably hate me for indirectly wasting your time, so consider yourself warned.

I'm a Taurus and like long walks in the sand, but you can't have me.