User:Colebert

BA	This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Political Science.

This user likes to spin pens.

MCP

This user is a Microsoft Certified Professional.

This user resides in the State of Arkansas.

This user loves rainy days.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.

This user's mobile phone and data services provider is Sprint.

OWN

This user uses an email account with his/her own domain name.

S-0

This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

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OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user does not smoke.

This user likes their steak brown on the outside, mooing on the inside.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

bros

This user has 2 little brothers

Ø	This user is a recluse.

Y'all

This here user talks Southern, y'all.

This user is a capitalist.

…	This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately....

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

"..!"

This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of Quotation marks

This user has too much time on his hands.

This user is nocturnal.

00:00

This user uses 24-hour time.