Colonel Bogey March

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“Colonel Bogey March”

March
Released	1914
Composer	Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts

The "Colonel Bogey March" is a popular march that was written in 1914 by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts (1881-1945), a British military bandmaster who was director of music for the Royal Marines at Plymouth. Since at that time service personnel were not encouraged to have professional lives outside the armed forces, Ricketts published "Colonel Bogey" and his other compositions under the pseudonym Kenneth Alford. Supposedly, the tune was inspired by a military man and golfer who whistled a characteristic two-note phrase (a descending minor third interval) instead of shouting "Fore!". It is this phrase that begins each line of the melody. Bogey is a golfing term meaning one over par.

The sheet music was a million-seller, and the march was recorded many times. "Colonel Bogey" is the authorized march of The King's Own Calgary Regiment (RCAC) of the Canadian Forces. Many humorous or satirical verses have been sung to this tune; some of them vulgar. The English quickly established a simple insulting use for the tune, where the first two syllables were used for a variety of rude expressions, most commonly "Bollocks", then followed by "...and the same to you." The best known, which originated in England at the outset of World War II, goes by the title "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball". A later parody, sung by schoolchildren in the United States, is called "Comet", and deals with the effects of consuming a popular brand of household cleanser.

1 The Bridge on the River Kwai
2 Other uses in popular culture
3 See also
4 External links

[edit] The Bridge on the River Kwai

The English composer Malcolm Arnold added a counter-march for use in the 1957 dramatic film The Bridge on the River Kwai, which was set during World War II. Although the vulgar lyrics were not used in the film, audiences of the time fully understood the subtextual humour of "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" being sung by prisoners of war. Because the tune is so identified with the film, many people now incorrectly refer to the "Colonel Bogey March" as "The River Kwai March". (In fact, Arnold used this name for a completely different march that he wrote for the film.) Because the film concerned prisoners of war being held under inhumane conditions by the Japanese, there was a minor diplomatic flap in the late 1970s when the "Colonel Bogey March" was played during a visit by the Japanese prime minister to Canada.

[edit] Other uses in popular culture

[edit] Film

The tune was whistled, as an insult, by Michael Redgrave in Alfred Hitchcock's 1938 film The Lady Vanishes, which may be the first time it was heard in a fictional film.
It has been used in films such as The Parent Trap, The Breakfast Club and Spaceballs.

[edit] Television

The tune was used in an episode of the UK cult television series The New Avengers.
It was the theme to "The Johnny LaRue Show" sketch on SCTV, and was the theme for the BBC2 sitcom Hyperdrive.
In the Doctor Who serial "The Face of Evil", The Doctor, (portrayed by Tom Baker) whistles the march to show his disdain of his alien antagonizers as he explores a planet.
On Farscape, in the episode Mental as Anything, John Crichton whistles the tune while trapped in a cage heated with coals.
On The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, the ULA Peacocks Football fight song was sung to the tune of the march.
On The Simpsons episode 7F24, "Stark Raving Dad", the first birthday song Bart writes for Lisa is sung to the march.
On Friends episode "The One with all the Poker", the six friends whistle the tune while they are preparing Rachel's CVs.
In a Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update" sketch, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler sang "The Bobo Shoes" song to the tune of the "Colonel Bogey March".
In the Lost episode "Catch-22", it was whistled by Charlie, Hurley, and Jin as they march across the beach.
The tune has also been frequently used in British and American television commercials, including for MasterCard, Miracle Whip, and Getty Oil; as well as in several German commercials for Underberg.
The actor John Candy used this piece almost as a signature theme tune throughout his television and film career. In SCTV, this was the theme tune for Candy's recurring fictional character Johnny LaRue. He performed renditions of it in his films "Volunteers" and "Planes, Trains and Automobiles". Candy was in the audience for the American Film Institute's tribute to David Lean, director of Bridge on the River Kwai. When Lean rose to accept his award, the orchestra played "The Colonel Bogey March" ... and a camera cut to show Candy's reaction.
The British TV show Hyperdrive uses the tune as its theme.
On Magnum, P.I. the tune was whistled by Magnum over the telephone to Higgins, before detonating a miniature demolition charge, destroying a scale replica of the bridge from the film The Bridge on the River Kwai, that had been built by Higgins.

[edit] Other

In the 1960s British comedy revue Beyond The Fringe and in the 1970s Broadway revue Good Evening, Dudley Moore performed a satiric arrangement of the march in the style of a Beethoven piano sonata, in which the coda drags on for nearly two and a half minutes as a parody of the style. This item was identified in the playbills of both revues as "The Kwai Sonata" ... adding to the misconception that this piece was written for the film "Bridge on the River Kwai".
It was covered by the punk/Oi! band Cock Sparrer on the album Shock Troops.
In the Nintendo DS game Nintendogs, you can find a record labeled ‘Colonel Bogey’. It says it is written by ‘Alford’ and when you play it, your dogs walk round in circles.
Japanese children sing this melody with improvised lyrics of "Monkey (in Japanese, saru)-Gorilla-Chimpanzee" .
Yoko Ono, in her book Grapefruit, relates a story of having put on a conceptual show in which one piece consisted of ten minutes' complete darkness. When the piece was performed in London, one audience member began whistling what Ono referred to as "the theme from Bridge of River Kwai", and soon the entire audience had joined in.
Bodrex, an Indonesian aspirin, used the same tune for the theme song of their commercial.