User:Coffeepusher

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Once in a while I get logged out without realising it, so that is my normal IP address.

Procrastinating with Wikipedia, I have articles to read, and I am editing instead.

Oddly enough, Im not Catholic.

Contents 1 important stuff 2 My Wikipedia fragmented identity 3 About Me 4 Welcome! 5 Personal reference 6 Warning Templates

[edit] important stuff

Wiki Projects This user is from Earth. This user is a member of WikiProject Scientology. This user is a member of the South Park WikiProject. This user is a member of the WikiProject Philosophy. S+PΦ This user is a member of the Social and political philosophy task force. This user thinks you're watching them. Watch other paranormal activity at WikiProject Paranormal. A bit about my life jh-2 This user is an intermediate Jew's harp player. nws-0 This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise. voc-0 This person cannot sing in tune (or has very poor singing skills). INTP This user's MBTI type is INTP. This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha! IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is Not imediatly apparent from my behavior. This user does not smoke. Entertainment This user demands you Respect my authoritah! This user was raised by a cup of coffee. This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know. This user loves The Beatles. This user listens to They Might Be Giants. This user is on a mission from God. This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain. Clerks. This user isn't supposed to be here today! This user made a hole with a gun perpindicular, showing the home of the one this was written for. This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. Philosophy This user opposes all forms of racism and admires Nelson Mandela. This user believes that Stephen Colbert will be elected in the 2008 United States Presidential Election. This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. LIBERT This user supports the Libertarian Party of the United States This user supports Ron Paul for President in 2008. This user is interested in Taoism. Books This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Big Brother is watching this user. This user wants to join the Ankh-Morpork City Watch Dune This user knows that fear is the mind-killer. This user is interested in the Great Old One. This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is. FC This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake. This is not a box THIS IS NOT A USERBOX HELLO Gentlemen... And I always remember WP:SPIDER All your base are belong to this user.

[edit] My Wikipedia fragmented identity

Yaaa! I got past 1000 edits! WhatdoIgetwhatdoIgetwhatdoIget!!!!Coffeepusher (talk) 03:12, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Congrats! You can put this on your userpage. --JustaHulk (talk) 03:20, 31 January

as a Wikipedian, I am conservitave by nature. "A begining cook wrecklessly adds spice to their dishes, a good cook knows when to add spice, a great cook knows when not to add spice." (quote from unknown chef, but this is how I aspire to edit). You will probably find me discussing the possible inclusion of stuff on talk pages, or you got pissed off at me for deleting somthing you wrote. I don't add to pages a lot, I tend to delete rather than add because I think that there is alot of extra information out there, and many people add wrecklessly when they could have summerised. "Forgive me for the length of this letter, I didn't have time to edit" -Bilase Pascel

Currently I am working to revamp the Exorcism article, it seems that most of the editors have left. if you are interested in joining me, please contact me and show up. I am liminted in my knowlage of non-Christian (mainstream) Exorcism's and would appriciate the assistance.

I have also tackled the Public sphere article, I have done more than 150 edits to it in the past month (like you care...but really check it out), and I am really proud of that article.....wow! if you have read this far congrats...

I also work on South Park (duh, you can see the links) Scientology (The fruity little club that scrambled Chef's brains) Recovery web sites, and Sigma Tau Gamma (my Fraturnaty, the inventors of the Black lights, Pringles, and Dairy Queen...Oh and the Patriot Act... its okThat guy was an honarary brother, but a brother none the less. you could say we are the parinoid stoner fraturnaty, and we where also the first ones to intergrate).

[edit] About Me

Ok, first off my Grammor and Spelling sucks...Dyslexia is a pain, I have a feeling that it keeps people from taking me seriously at times, which is unfortunate. However I argue that they are both caryovers of modernist constructions of elietest power instituions, and that by ignoring the rules I effectivly take myself out of those power structures and can operate on a higher plane of society (giving me Foucult was a bad idea for those poor profs.)...Im a smartass to boot. New editors love to use this against me when we disagree. My favorate one is Natasha L. Rodriguez '08 and Matthew Carroll '07 Kent state they didn't like the fact that I deleted them off the list of Ufologist page. In short, if you where thinking about mentioning my spelling and grammor, it really isn't origional. My girlfriend is a Grammor nazi, hates typo's, and refuses to see anything I have writen on wikipedia because of that.

I also love They Might Be Giants, despite my girlfriends insistance that it is bumpy music that leaves her exausted after listning. She is a music type of listner...while I go for lyrics. So I go for the happy bouncy type of music that has great insights into reality, and symbolism (or punk, I love punk) and she goes for Smashing Pumpkins because "he's really cute and his voice is so mellow". now you know that we grew up in the late 80's, and early 90's.

That beeing said, I am interested in deliberation and argumentation (on a good day just interested, on a bad day I can flame just like the rest of us) particularly I love to point out Fallacy's in Logic (which I learned in Philosophy 101, Rhetoric, Debate, English 101,102,110...etc. basicly all the classes that are required for a BA.) so if you are unfamiliar with the consept you may want to reserch it. it is really fun stuff.

I edit in spurts, usually as a form of procrastination.

Drop me a line, but please be civil. most of the people who contact me are pissed at somthing I did (can you blaim them, I can't).

[edit] Welcome!

[edit] Personal reference

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