User:Cloakdeath

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Not to be confused with User:Ćhokedeath, Cloak, or Death.

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:: Statistics

22:16 UTC, 9 June 2008
Currently 2,406,387 articles

:: Contact

E-mail
MSN: Cloakdeath911@aol.com (Cloakdeath)

:: Board

I'm bored.--Cloak' 19:58, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
Made a new logo, check it out at the bottom of the page.
Working on draft for Blended Sky article.
I thank the Wikipedians who revert the vandalism created on these user pages. --Cloak' 15:35, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

:: Boxes

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

fr	Cet utilisateur a pour langue maternelle le français.

"I love the 'custard drink'."

- Cloakdeath

This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

since

This user dislikes the use of since to mean because.

they…

This user considers singular they standard, modern, informal English usage, so avoids it on Wikipedia.

This user has a rare blood type of O (Rh) Rhesus Negative.

This user is an expert in
music theory.

person,
humanity

This editor writes carefully to avoid gender neutrality issues completely.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

their / there / they’re

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!

A, B, and
A and B

This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

its/it’s

It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.

This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.

This user is fascinated by false colour astronomy representations.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user would want to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to discover it by themselves.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory.

This user is interested in psychology.

PET CAT

This user has a pet cat.

This user believes that cats are NOT food.

This user thinks you can't trade with animals (but you can offer a home)

This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis.

This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.

You just lost The Game.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

Murder...

This user thinks that murders go wonderfully with dinner.

This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $500?)

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user plays with a full deck.

This user is modified.ʰ

This user knows the difference between beauty and trash.

This user enjoys cigars.

This user is a Lego enthusiast

This user just sunk your battleship.

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

Userboxes

This user is The Real Cloakdeath

REAL

vn -

∞

This user page has been vandalized many, many, and many times.

This users favourite animal is the Red fox. (Vulpes vulpes)

FMA

This user believes in The Truth Beyond Truths.

This user is torn between Microsoft and Macintosh

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

b	This user supports Blu-ray.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user has a quad monitor configuration

This user loves food in moderation.

This user drinks wine.

This user is of French ancestry.

cvg-4

This user is an expert gamer.

B	This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

This user enjoys Classical music

This user can deliver a TKO.

This user prefers
jumping out of a plane
to landing in one.

This user plays badminton.

This user plays tennis.

This user is an evil
DECEPTICON

This User is a fan of
The Game Triple H.

This user is a fan of The Phenom, The Undertaker.

This user is a musician.

This user plays the piano.

QI	This user is Quite Interesting.

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap/hip hop music.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user listens to industrial.

1+1=3?

This user does not understand mathematics.

This user doesn't care whether Pluto is a planet or not – but IAU's 2006 redefinition of planet was a linguistic/philosophical embarassment.

Sky+

This user records with Sky+.

This user is a fan of
The Sopranos

BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ

Bite this user's shiny metal ass!

BB	This user buys their books from Black Books.

This user loves deadlines. He or she loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

news

The only reality show this user watches is the news.

Chat

This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.

聖闘士星矢

This user is a Saint of Athena.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

This user does not like socklessness.

This user is a furry.

This user knows your mother
(and will say "hi" to her for you)

This user believes that secret societies should be left in the schoolyard.

*_*

This user loves anime.

FMA

This user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange.

This user wants to capture a Pokémon.

This user knows that PKMN does not mean Pikmin, Pink Monkey, or any other silly, worthless thing that you can think of. It only has one true meaning.

CB	This user is a Space Cowboy.

★	This user is a fan of Dragon Ball but dislikes Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT.

This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user suffers from Coulrophobia.
Always be wary of the clowns.

デス
ノート

This user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals.

This user has an irrational fear of insects.

This user is aquaphobic and thinks that water is evil.

This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.

This user is flammable.

This user is an explosive.

This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.

This user thinks healthy food is vital to mental health.

This user rejects any violence towards women.

This user is a Free French.

sibs-0

This user is an only child.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

GMT
?

This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user would like to moon you a happy Astronomy Day.

Wikipédia
Je contribue sur la Wikipédia francophone.

I support French language Wikipedia with my contributions.

This user would be a member of the AAW if they could be arsed about it.

AWW
DMBJ
AWG
CAWA
IFDS
PBAT
DMTD

This user is a member of Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They are Deletionists.

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

ZT	This user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism.

This user has a Really Lame Password.
Seriously, you could probably guess it.
But don't.

This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale.

This user screws vandals and treats them with no mercy.

>:(

Vandals don't like this user.

This user prefers making userboxes to arguing with other editors.

This user is opposed to the use of unfree screenshots for browser articles.

デス
ノート

This user has a Death Note and uses Wikipedia to research names for it.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.

This user can do no wrong, especially when it comes to editing Wikipedia.

3	It's really pretty simple: → Mind NPOV ← → Don't be a dick ← → Ignore all rules ←

This user removes personal attacks because it's the right thing to do.

Info
Box

This user believes that all articles should have an infobox.

~~~~

This user signs their posts and thinks you should too!

Cloakdeath thinks the image policy is GODDAMNED UNFAIR!!!

Wiki-N

This user is a native Wikipedia editor.

This user needs just one more userbox on his/her page!

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.

This user believes in Userboxes

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user would like to refer to him/herself in the first person but is just too damn tired.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

-xen	This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.

UBX

This user hopes you read each and every one of his userboxes! _{or else...}

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

Sigma notation makes this user's head explode.

デス
ノート

This user has a Death Note and uses Wikipedia to research names for it.

FMA	This user is not a half pint or a midget!

Uber

This user does not use Ubers in WiFi Pokémon battles, but does not mind seeing them there.

黃金	This user is a Gold Saint of Athena.

This user plays
Pirates of the Burning Sea.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user doesn't sleep.

This user does not care about real versus artificial Christmas trees.

This user believes in personal belief but doesn't believe in organised religion.

This user is a Druid, but not a very orthodox one.

eh	This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists.

God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

atheist

This user rejects as invalid all forms of spirituality or religion.

This user is a Satanist.

This user is an alchemist.

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

inf

This user is an infidel.

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.

J. R. R. T.

This user is interested in Tolkienism.

This user believes that Santa
is a misspelling of Satan.

SOL

This user is a Solipsist.
You should feel honoured that their subconscious chose to materialise you.

SK	This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user is a Cancer.

[]	This user's favourite colour is black.

S	This user is a Slytherin.

This user expresses disgust at the way celebrities choose to live their lives.

This user is disgusted by the overblown media coverage of celebrities.

This user really hates cliffhangers.

Shaken or stirred? Do I look like I give a damn?

Please

Hello, please don't vandalize me...

This user thinks of religion as a pill. Yes, it relieves people of their harsh realities, but does it give them an effective cure?

This user has edited someone else's userboxes. Naughty naughty!

This user thinks of religion as a lie. After all, all lies age, like wine, to become the truth.

This user is immune to peer pressure.

This user has realized that religion is corrupted.

This user will not lose the ability to imagine upon reaching the burden of adulthood.

This user is dead sexy.

This user prefers dark chocolate .

This user drives or wants to drive a Lamborghini Murcielago

This user don't wanna miss a thing.

This user is a Colonel in the United States Army.

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government, in theory.

This user is an Anarchist.^‡

This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated.

This user realises that what we take for granted today may not be here for our children.

This user does not hug trees.

This user's safety and liberty are threatened by all firearms.^†

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user advocates use of the death penalty for certain criminal offenses.

This user thinks that bullfighting should be extinct.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user supports a European Security Organization without the USA

This user doesn't like fascists.

This user thinks Nationalism is outdated.

This user wants all of Europe to adopt the euro.

This user would like a stable Iraq.

This user recognizes the right of Iraqis to resist occupation.

This user knows that there are
2,000,000 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.^†

"Mission Accomplished"

This user knows today is the 1866th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq.

FAUX

This user knows that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

Zzz	This user has insomnia.

This user is Hemophobic and can't stand the sight of blood.

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:: Licensing

I release all of my contributions to the Wiki, including everything on this user page and all of its subpages, into the public domain.

About Me

I might write something here. One of these days.

Believed by some, to be Cloakdeath

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