Clinton Tyree
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Clinton Tyree, a.k.a. Skink, is a fictional character who has appeared in several novels by Carl Hiaasen, beginning with Double Whammy in 1987.
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[edit] Personal History
Tyree was Governor of Florida in the 1970s. He was everything desirable in a candidate: a native of Florida, a college football star, and a decorated Vietnam veteran. He was dazzlingly handsome, charismatic, and articulate. He was also a former English professor at the University of Florida, though politically most people saw this as a handicap rather than an asset.
To the surprise of the Florida establishment, he was also one of the few, if not the only, honest men to hold the office. After turning down a bribe from real estate developers, the bribers thought that the problem was the amount, and came back offering more, along with a foolproof scheme for concealing the money. To their astonishment, the governor not only refused again, but had them arrested in an F.B.I. sting.
Tyree was also vehemently opposed to runaway growth in Florida, and gained national recognition for his passionate speeches and legislative proposals to discourage tourism, curtail land development, and protect the environment. (For example, one of his proposed laws would have required any boat driver who killed a manatee to immediately forfeit his boat, pay a $10,000 fine or go to jail for forty-five days, and bury the dead animal himself at a public ceremony).
Appalled, a group of Florida special interests pooled their resources to neutralize the governor politically, by bribing a majority of the legislature to ignore or reject all of his initiatives.
Years later, the executive assistant to the current governor reviews Tyree’s history, and marvels at the futility of his struggle:
As popular as Clinton Tyree had been with the common folk of Florida, he stood no chance – none whatsoever – of disabling the machinery of greed and converting the legislature into a body of foresight and honest ethics. It was boggling to think a sane person would even try.
On the same day that the crooked developers who had tried to bribe Tyree were punished with nothing more than probation, the legislature voted unanimously (except for the governor) to sell the original wildlife preserve that they’d had their eye on to another developer. On that day, Tyree quit, leaving his letter of resignation, and disappeared from the Governor's mansion. Tyree was believed kidnapped until a notorized letter of resignation was sent to the Capitol and verified by the FBI.
He became a wild hermit, living first in Harney County (a fictional Florida county), where he adopted the name "Skink,” and was simply viewed as an eccentric, albeit a potentially violent one.
Over the years, he makes infrequent appearances over South Florida, becoming something of an urban legend.
[edit] Personal Habits
In the first book in which he appears, Skink lives in a tumbledown shack and occasionally hires his services as a bass fishing guide. He survives mostly by dining on roadkill, but sometimes fresh fish. In the later books, he has become more of a nomad, camping rough in the wilds, often close to the Everglades.
Wherever he goes, he travels with an immense library of books, stored at various times in his shack, or in old junker cars parked near his camps.
He listens exclusively to music from the 1960s: the Beatles, the Allman Brothers, the Rolling Stones, Credence Clearwater Revival, the Eagles, Moody Blues, etc.
Though he is nearing seventy, he is exceptionally tall, strong, and fit, an experienced hunter, woodsman, and fighter. He usually carries a gun of some kind.
Though he’s adopted the name "Skink," he usually insists on being addressed as "Captain."
[edit] Appearance
Skink is at least six feet tall (six foot six, as described in Double Whammy), and proportionately broad. His skin is tanned dark brown from years spent outdoors. His eyes were originally green, but he lost one in a beating from a trio of teenage thugs. He replaced the socket with a glass eye taken from a stuffed barn owl. The fake eye is crimson, and much larger than his normal one. Skink’s hair is silver, and he wears it long, along with an equally long beard, which he sometimes braids and accentuates with buzzards' beaks or other trinkets.
Tyree’s clothes are a peculiar mix of the practical and the bizarre. At various times he wears a bright orange rain poncho (to keep from being hit on the highway while scooping up roadkills) a bright flowered shower cap, dungarees, military boots, a Rolling Stones t-shirt, and at one time a kilt made from a checkered racing flag.
His teeth are startlingly perfect, straight and white, and his smile is a trademark he retains from his election days (which often contrasts jarringly with the rest of his appearance).
Despite his age, lifestyle, and wild appearance, many of the female characters who run across him are strongly attracted to him.
[edit] Family and Friends
Skink’s best friend is Jim Tile, an African-American State Trooper whom Tyree met on the campaign trail, and appointed to be the head of his gubernatorial bodyguard. After Tyree left office, Tile was the only person he kept in touch with. In books where Skink appears, Tile usually appears too. He makes it a personal priority to stay around his old boss and vouch for his character on the rare occasions when Tyree needs a helping hand.
It is revealed in Sick Puppy that Clinton has an older brother, Doyle. The two brothers went to Vietnam together. Doyle was discharged after a drunken joyride in a jeep led to a crash that killed his sergeant and inflicted serious head injuries on Doyle. The injuries, combined with guilt over the crash, led Doyle to suffer a nervous breakdown. After returning to the U.S., he left home and disappeared, becoming a homeless wanderer. When Clinton became governor, he tracked his brother down, and gave him a home in an abandoned lighthouse.
Also in Sick Puppy, Skink strikes up a friendship with the protagonist, Twilly Spree, a passionate young environmentalist with similar ideals. It is suggested that the two remain in touch after the events of the novel; in Skink's brief appearance in Skinny Dip he is accompanied by an "intense young man" who is probably Twilly.
[edit] Books with Clinton Tyree
Skink is also referenced in the Jimmy Buffett song "The Ballad of Skip Wiley," claiming him to be an associate of Skip's. The folly is that the song is based on Hiaasen's first novel, Tourist Season, in which Skink never appeared. No other evidence exists that the two know each other, despite their similar political views.
