User:Clawzy

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Sir Michael J. "Gorgon" Lakus VI also known as Clawzy (born August 11th 1900 in Tasmania - died August 31st, 1997 in Qixland, Guam) is famous for being a jewish 20th Century Poet and Playwright. He was a boxer in the 1940s under the name The Southern Dandy. He directed the film Jono Hornbaker-o The Story of a Mexican in 1961, and The Prey, a terrible 80s horror film no one watched. He lived in Qixland, Guam from 1979 till his death and worked at the local television station showing reruns of Father Knows Best. He enjoyed the Nintendo Entertainment System, comic books, NewsRadio, porn, complaining about the weather, the 1920s, horror movies and dancing. He will be missed by no one mostly because everything he did was terrible and just complained all the time.

notable achievements by this user:
-The fattest person ever.
-Created She-Male Porn
-Was the First Czar of Russia, due to a time traveling mistake.
-Was the fifth Emperor of Japan.
-Was on the Gong Show sixteen times.