User:Cinemaniac

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Contents 1 Introduction 2 My Bee-ography 3 My Contribs 3.1 Articles I've Created 3.2 Articles I've Significantly Expanded 4 My Userboxes 5 Important Projects 6 Why I don't archive my talk page 7 Philosophies 8 Last thoughts

[edit] Introduction

"You're traveling through another dimension... A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're entering a page where shadows become substance—of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into...The No Facts Zone."

Cinemaniac is busy in real life and may not respond swiftly to queries.

"Eh, what's up, doc? Wanna buy a duck?" "Why a duck?" "Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?" "You know--I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!"

[edit] My Bee-ography

Cinemaniac Wikipedian
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Name	Cinemaniac
Gender	Male
Birthplace	Oklahoma
Location	Ditto
Marital status	Single
Occupation	High School Student
Religion	Christian
Politics	Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho

Greetings! My name is Cinemaniac! I'm not neccessarily new to Wikipedia; I've been an active, albeit unregistered, contributor since Jan. 2006. During that time, I used various IP addresses during my edits but also used a pseudonym (JS) so that other editors would at least remember me. (As the name may imply, most of my edits pertained to cinema, particularly Comedy and Animation, especially that of Warner Bros..) Not until recently did I learn that the username JS was already taken. Thus the reason for my creating an account. I hope to have a list of my contributions over the last couple of years up on this page pretty soon (in order for visitors to distinguish between me and other people using the same Internet Protocol Addresses). For now, you can just call Cinemaniac!

[edit] My Contribs

HOW'S MY EDITING?
Please review me at Wikipedia:Editor review/Cinemaniac

Click here for my contributions to the English Wikipedia.

[edit] Articles I've Created

• Greg Ford
• Bugs' Bonnets
• Two Guys from Texas
• The Stupor Salesman
• Bugs and Daffy's Carnival of the Animals
• The Colbert/O'Brien/Stewart feud‎

[edit] Articles I've Significantly Expanded

• Duck Soup
• Princess Leia Organa
• Bugs Bunny
• Daffy Duck
• Looney Tunes
• The Maltese Falcon
• Dances with Wolves
• The Bourne Ultimatum
• Cloverfield
• The Mask of Zorro
• Looney Tunes: Back in Action
• Ed, Edd n Eddy
• Rush Hour 3
• Monkey Business
• Horse Feathers
• A Night at the Opera
• List of characters in the Cloverfield universe
• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
• King of Kings
• Reckless Behavior: Caught on Tape
• Michael Barrier
• The New Three Stooges

[edit] My Userboxes

This user is male. This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one. This user is a jokester or comedian. This user smiles frequently. This user is a Marxist of the Zeppo variety. This user is a Christian. This user is from the planet Earth. This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke. This user is proud to be a Wikipedian. This user is a member of Wikipedia. I support the English language Wikipedia with my contributions. teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype. This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out as well that the reader must exist as well. existant This user has been a member of Wikipedia since October 27, 2007. This user's ethnicity is African American. This user identifies as straight. This user loves Jesus Christ. This user adheres to the 1689 Baptist Confession of Faith. † βαπτίζω This user enjoys writing. This user is a member of WikiProject American Animation. This user is a member of WikiProject Comedy . This user is a member of WikiProject Films. This user is a member of the Novels WikiProject. This user is a participant of WikiProject Television. TKAM This user knows it is a sin to kill a mockingbird. This user is a member of WikiProject Furry. STAR WARS This user is a member of the Star Wars WikiProject. This user is being hunted by Treadstone. They should have left this user alone. This user no longer wishes to participate in Blackbriar. LOTR This user enjoys The Lord of the Rings book, the film trilogy, and the 1978 animated film. STAR WARS This user is a Star Wars fan. This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred. It's not in this user's nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why. This user eats jam and ham and Spam a lot. This user is the stuff that dreams are made of. Kong This user could lick the world. This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate. The Good In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. This user's looking at you, kid. This user chases down 1968 Dodge Chargers in San Francisco. Live Free This user lives free and dies hard... with a vengeance. Yipikayay, motherfucker. Die Hard This user is a member of the WikiProject - The Twilight Zone. Soylent Green is People! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk This user is a knucklehead. This user helps out newcomers. This user has always depended on the kindness of strangers. Narnia This user loves the The Chronicles of Narnia. This user adheres to the philosophy that an edit a day keeps the vandals at bay. This user encourages the peaceful correction of vandals. Image:Greedo drawing.png This user believes there was good in Greedo. I could feel it. This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale. This user is not going to sleep... They get you when you sleep... Hackers, beware. This user has a strong password. IP Thank This user believes that vandal reverting IP addresses should be rewarded or thanked for their efforts. CRU This user thinks that we are surely gone wild this year. 1RR This user prefers discussing changes on the talkpage rather than engaging in an edit war. This user writes screenplays. This user writes short stories. This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages. This user thinks that you are a twit! TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. This user rejects your reality and substitutes one's own! .  The This user puts two spaces after a full stop.

This user assumes good faith. This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks. respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path. This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. This user will fight in the shade. This user ran into a bad streak of luck, in Chinatown. This user enjoys reading poetry. This user enjoys reading short stories. This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden. Wikipedia is not censored for minors. This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain. d'oh! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was, without a doubt, the worst movie ever. Rest assured that they were on the Internet within minutes, registering their disgust throughout the world. This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits. This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit he has written on Wikipedia. This user is a true Wikipedian and reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia. This user thinks that Wikipedia has become too bureaucratic. George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government. Give some encouragement to this user. AF This user will work harder, and thinks Napoleon is always right. This user believes that articles are useless without images. This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but, nonetheless uses it on a daily basis. This user knows that a boy's best friend is his mother. even This editor is an eventualist. This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. 3,000+ This user has made over 3,000 contributions to Wikipedia articles. This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit. This user enjoys film. ENG This user's favourite subject is English. <ref> This user recognizes the importance of citing sources. ~~~~ This user signs their posts and thinks you should too! wiki-2 This user is an intermediate Wikipedia editor. BB This user knows that it is not what he is underneath, it is what he does that defines him. This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players". T This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. Who This user knows Who's on First. This user likes Sherlock Holmes This user is a Monty Python fan. This user enjoys reading almost anything. This user enjoys the works of Charles Dickens This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made. CSL This user enjoys the works of C.S. Lewis. This user coulda been a contender. This user is a Bible reader. This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. This user knows who the true Father of Science Fiction is. This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien. Quoth this user, "Nevermore" Matrix This user knows that there is no spoon. This user is a fan of the Odyssey. This user just loves a good western. BOOK This user is working on publishing a book. SHORT STORY This user has had one of his/her short stories published. POEM This user has had one of his/her poems published. ssshhh... This user loves silent films. "Surely this user can't be serious?" Pixar This user likes Pixar and their films. This user's gonna need a bigger boat. This user is a MSTie. This user loves the Spider-Man film series. The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! Sec This user is in secondary school and has tons of homework to do, so he or she should be doing that instead! LIT This user's favourite subject is Literature. This user realizes that educated people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical. TCR This user wants you to know that you're on notice. This user realizes that something has found us.

[edit] Important Projects

WikiProject Films
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[edit] Why I don't archive my talk page

I don't archive my talk page, simply because I don't know how to do it. I've read the instructions, but I'm still not sure how to do it without screwing it up. Besides, I often point back to previous discussions if they are relevant to clearing up things, so I think it's more helpful in that regard.

[edit] Philosophies

“	I'm a simple man with a simple mind. I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by. Number one, I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me that I live there. I feel it extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has 50 states. ... I believe in democracy. I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out of plastic for three cents a unit. ... I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible -- I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical. And though I am a committed Christian, I believe that everyone has the right to their own religion, be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim. I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Savior.	”
	— Stephen Colbert

“	I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.	”
	— Jon Stewart

“	I can't help it! I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby!	”
	— Mel Blanc

“	Centuries from now our great-great-great-grandchildren will look back at us with amazement at how we could allow such a precious achievement as the telling of a story to be shattered into smithereens by commercials -- the same amazement we feel today when we look at our ancestors for whom slavery, capital punishment, burning of witches, and the Inquisition were acceptable everyday events.	”
	— Werner Herzog

“	In reality, there is no way to be funny without risking insult.	”
	— Eddie Fitzgerald

“	The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.	”
	— Irving Thalberg

“	Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion — ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.	”
	— Jon Stewart

“	Reality has a well-known liberal bias.	”
	— Stephen Colbert

“	Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.	”
	— Ogden Nash

“	The meaning of life? It's nothing very special, really — Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.	”
	— Michael Palin

“	Those are my principles, and if you don't like them — well, I have others.	”
	— Groucho Marx

[edit] Last thoughts

“	Frozen in a time and space divide But how would the universe survive? Duck Dodgers of the 24½th Century! Protecting the powerless and the weak Duck Dodgers — he's fighting tyranny In the 24½th century!	”
	— Tom Jones

• "I now return control of the computer screen to you—until next time..."

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