User:Chriistopher Lane

[edit] Basic Info Much

[edit] Greatness

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[edit] About Him

Christopher Lane
Born 2nd January 1990
In Townsville
Spend Way To Much Time On The Net
Moved To Wikipedia From Bebo

[edit] Phobias

Judeophobia: fear of Jews.

Methyphobia: fear of alcohol.

Ornithophobia: fear of birds.

Albuminurophobia Fear of kidney disease.

Atelophobia Fear of imperfection.

Cacophobia Fear of ugliness.

Cypridophobia Fear of prostitutes/venereal disease.

Ecclesiophobia Fear of church.

Hagiophobia Fear of saints or holy things.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Fear of long words.

Menophobia Fear of menstruation.

Obesophobia Fear of gaining weight.

Ostraconophobia Fear of shellfish.

Oneirogmophobia Fear of wet dreams.

Panophobia Fear of everything.

Papaphobia Fear of the Pope.

Papyrophobia Fear of paper.

Parthenophobia Fear of virgins or young girls.

Rhytiphobia Fear of getting wrinkles.

Scopophobia Fear of being seen or stared at.

Staurophobia Fear of crosses or the crucifix.

Xyrophobia Fear of razors

[edit] Social Networking

[edit] Bebo

http://www.bebo.com/dreams-of-a-panda

[edit] Myspace

http://www.myspace.com/spork_sex

[edit] Job

Works At Centro Townsville (Former Kmart Plaza)

[edit] School

Heatley State Primary School
Willows State Primary School
Thuringowa State High School

[edit] Accomplishments

Won The Faces Of Stockland Townsville Competition

[edit] Stephen Colbert

Man Or God?

[edit] Greatest Day In History

On October 16, 2007, Colbert announced on The Report that he would be running for president. He has chosen no vice-president as of yet, though he is considering choosing Vladimir Putin, Mike Huckabee or himself as his running mate.[103] Also, he is only running in South Carolina, his home state. Another oddity of his campaign is the fact that he is contemplating running for both Republican and Democrat parties and "a favorite son".[104][105] Colbert is covering his story in the segment "The Hail to the Cheese Stephen Colbert NachoCheese Doritos 2008 Presidential Campaign Coverage", and promoting his campaign on special election website, colbert08.org, as under law he cannot use colbertnation.com.[106]

On October 21, 2007, Colbert appeared on NBC's Meet The Press where he was interviewed by the host, Tim Russert. The highlights included Colbert explaining why he changed the pronunciation of his name (from "Cole-Bert" to "Cole-Bear"), his demanding to know whether Russert believes that God supports our enemies in Iraq, and his revealing that he has no interest in winning the Presidency (he just wanted to run).

[edit] Wikiality

"if a majority of the population wants something to be true,
 it therefore must become the truth." Stephen Colbert

[edit] Truthiness

Truthiness refers to the quality of stating concepts or facts one wishes or believes to be true, rather than concepts or facts known to be true. As Stephen Colbert put it

'I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart.'

[edit] Blogs

[edit] October 2007

[edit] 31st

[edit] Moved

Decided To Move From Bebo To Wikipedia
Being The First Bebo'er To Ever Do So.

[edit] November

[edit] Wikipedia Stuff

[edit] Wikipedia Is Not

[edit] A SoapBox

So See Fashionism At My Bebo

[edit] A Social Networking Page

But Would It Hurt To Make WikiNetworks?
Frankly I Like How You Can Make Wikipedia Pages Look =D

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[edit] Barnstars

		The Original Barnstar
		For Being One Of The Only People Not Destroying Wikipedia From The Inside. (UTC)

[edit] Little Taggy Things

Yes I Love Little Tags

This user eats Vegemite regularly.

This user believes in Santa Claus.

This user believes that Caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user is a member of WikiProject Townsville.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user is your father.

This user knows that one second is exactly 9,192,631,770 vibrations of a Caesium atom, I'm smart.

This user supports Stephen Colbert for President.

This user is a Homo wikipediens userous.

This user is a Socialist.

This user loved their childhood.

This user has been to world's end.

This user is a n00b.

[edit] If Wikipedia Was A Social Networking Site...

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