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Childstarwars’s Romantic Manifesto

I Loving Sexually Repressed Girls: A Man’s Guide Sexually repressed girls may be generally defined as girls who are afraid to engage in sexual activity, whether this sexual activity is straight, lesbian, bisexual, or masturbatory. It doesn't matter to a sexually repressed girl - all types of sex are to be feared and hated. I actually am quite attracted to sexually repressed girls, as it is always a challenge to try and help them understand that sex is nothing to be hated or feared. I like to be attacked by sexually repressed girls because it makes me a stronger person, and it gives me a good feeling to know that I have intervened in someone's life who desperately needed help, as others have intervened in my life when I needed help. In my experience, all sexually repressed girls in these United States of America basically fall into three types: Jesus Freaks, Ballbreakers, and Earth Mothers. First Type of Sexually Repressed Girl: The Jesus Freak The Jesus Freak is generally the sweetest and most innocent type of sexually repressed girl, because they never really get clued in to the fact that you are interested in them sexually, no matter how much you interact with them and even if you constantly bring up the topic of sex. Jesus Freaks are so devoted to the Christian religion that they see themselves as little nuns or brides of Christ, and their entire romantic life revolves around fantasies of Jesus and heaven. However, this religious fantasy life does not satisfy their natural sexual desires, as meeting Jesus in heaven involves leaving the physical body, and the need to feel better about the physical body is the reason we all desire sex. Jesus Freaks are not suicidal because they believe suicide means damnation and missing out on meeting Jesus in heaven, so they will not behave self-destructively in order to put themselves closer to death and heaven. However, Jesus Freaks are very down on themselves because they feel inadequate to stand naked before their god, yet they resist natural sexual behavior, like dating and premarital kissing - things normal girls do in order to feel better about themselves - because they believe premarital sexual behavior is sinful, due to the rules about sex in the Old Testament. As previously mentioned, Jesus Freaks are rarely aware that you are interested in them sexually, so the only way to help them understand that sexual desire is natural is to blatantly pose the possibility that you will become sexually involved with them in the future just to make them realize that they are girls and some people will be interested in them sexually. You will never become sexually involved with a Jesus Freak unless you marry them, and Jesus Freaks generally do not want to marry guys who are very interested in sex, since these guys are most likely to have affairs when they realize their wife is sexually repressed and in love with Jesus and not them. And of course, lesbian or masturbatory experiences are off limits to Jesus Freaks due to the Old Testament rules. While girls of other religions with taboos against sex before marriage may adhere to these taboos, only Christian girls will achieve the level of sexual repression to which I refer in this essay. This is due to the inherent sexual overtones of the incarnation of the godhead in the person of Jesus Christ and the inability of the human mind to conceive of sex with an omnipotent deity as a pleasurable or fulfilling experience. Thus, the origin of sexual repression in Jesus Freaks is their fanatical religiosity. Second Type of Sexually Repressed Girl: The Ballbreaker The Ballbreaker is elusive and mysterious, and can be quite attractive in a damsel-in-distress sort of way. Ballbreakers consistently present the world with the sense that they are in trouble or need help due to feelings of low self-esteem or poor body image. However, when you step in to try and help them by suggesting that they are very sexually desirable and that you might, and many men will and probably do, fall in love with them, they pretend to be a little alarmed. Yet this is all something of a ruse. Ballbreakers have long known that they are sexually desirable and lovable, but the problem is that they do not find the people they meet in their real lives sexually desirable. They develop fleeting crushes, and may even have idealized infatuations with celebrities and such, but in real life they find the people in their peer group unattractive and do not desire them sexually. Thus, Ballbreakers become accustomed to rejecting the sexual advances of their peers, and may be quite cruel to you if they perceive that you are suggesting the truth - that they are in need not of a better body or mind, but of normal sexual experience. Even the slightest mention of sex, or even the female body, may send Ballbreakers over the edge and they will attack you and directly state that you are a pervert. However, if you truly care about them, you must simply insist that their sexual repression seems as perverted to you as they say your normal sexual desires seem to them. Ballbreakers generally break many people's hearts, but none badly since the actual ballbreaking itself - the accusations of perversion when you bring up the topic of sex - begins quite early in any of their relationships and most potential sex partners will instinctively realize they are dealing with a Ballbreaker and head the other way. Some Ballbreakers masturbate, but generally they are fantasizing about idealized or celebrity sex partners when they do so, instead of imagining a realistic human sex partner, which is the only way for them to overcome sexual repression. Ballbreakers have a much brighter future ahead of them than Jesus Freaks, since their anger at potential sex partners can be overcome with time, although sometimes they are beyond their reproductive years by the time they stop being angry. Thus, the origin of sexual repression in Ballbreakers is their anger at the inability of potential sex partners to live up to their ideals. Third Type of Sexually Repressed Girl: The Earth Mother The Earth Mother is my favorite type of sexually repressed girl. They are very nurturing, comforting, and helpful when you find yourself in distress or unease and turn to them for assistance, as long as you treat them well, and as long as you behave in a somewhat meek and childish fashion. However, you should be warned that Earth Mothers have a big problem with sex: they are completely heterosexual, yet they are only turned on sexually by men who behave like children. If you act like a man, and tell them honestly how you feel about them, they instantly stop being attracted to you or nurturing you. Earth Mothers, as their name implies, make wonderful mothers to both young boys and young girls, and they will nurture their daughters forever and unconditionally, but they will only nurture their sons until they reach sexual maturity and become men. At this point, sons of Earth Mothers go into kind of a limbo, due to their mothers' withdrawal of affection, and these sons never quite learn to relate to the opposite sex in a monogamous way. This is especially true if the sons of Earth Mothers grow up to be heterosexual. It is not that these heterosexual sons are searching for their mother - the Earth Mother - in their relationships with the opposite sex, it is that they learn in adolescence to find too many different women desirable and usually cannot establish long-term romantic relationships. Thus, the sexually repressed mindset of Earth Mothers sometimes has disastrous consequences for their sons, and even sometimes for their daughters if their daughters grow up to be lesbian or bisexual. In their own romantic and sexual relationships with men, Earth Mothers often have the worst future of any of the three types of sexually repressed girls. This is because the only type of men Earth Mothers desire are men who act like children, and men who act like children make terrible romantic partners, especially in the long term. In the long term, Earth Mothers generally live and die sexually repressed, leaving behind wonderful and sexually healthy daughters and/or gay sons, but also sometimes leaving heterosexual sons who are unable to establish long-term sexual relationships for their entire lives. The only way for a man who does not act like a child, and who falls in love with an Earth mother, to really satisfy her sexually is to get her pregnant and then leave her to raise his kids, and he must hope for his kids' sake that he will have only daughters or gay sons. Thus, the origin of sexual repression in Earth Mothers is in their inability to be attracted to or nurture men who behave like men instead of children. II Loving Sexually Repressed Girls: The Actual Relationship In a relationship, sexually repressed girls will always assume one of the following roles in their dealings with you in order to avoid sex at all costs: daughter, sister, mother. They rarely want to be only your lover, but rather more like an actual blood relative. Jesus Freaks are the daughters. They want you to be master of their surroundings and take care of all external matters, while they live in domestic and sexless bliss, much like young girls live in their fathers’ houses. Sex for them is intended by god for procreation, and so they will become your lover only occasionally for the purposes of making a baby. The best word to describe Jesus Freaks in relationships is cold. Warning: Watch out for prayer sessions before and after sex when you have hooked up with a Jesus Freak. Ballbreakers are the sisters. They want you around to physically, intellectually, or emotionally intimidate any other guys who may become interested in them sexually, much like sisters look to their brothers for protection from guys who may hit on them. Ballbreakers will grudgingly have sex with you only to say that they did and to convince everybody that you are in an actual intimate relationship with them, which is always untrue. The best word to describe Ballbreakers in relationships is angry. Warning: Ballbreakers may make you feel creepy and like a pervert at any time, and especially during sex. Earth Mothers are, obviously, the mothers. They want you to be like a child or even a plaything for them, and do not expect you to show any manhood or backbone, or stand up to them for any reason, much like mothers want their children to be obedient and not sassy. Earth Mothers love to have sex, but they are always on top and tend to take a long time to finish. The best word to describe Earth Mothers in relationships is condescending. Warning: Earth Mothers may cause nausea when they want you to call them “mommy” during sex, and they may call you “baby.” III Sexually Repressed Girls: The Ultimate Solution The ultimate solution for a society as full as America is of sexually repressed girls and the heterosexual or bisexual men and lesbian or bisexual women who love them is as follows. Girls should be taught from the time they are capable of understanding what sex is to masturbate frequently and using whatever equipment they desire. Furthermore, age of consent and incest laws should be abolished to provide maturing girls with an environment in which sex is readily available from any willing partner they desire. Girls will in this way learn to enjoy sex at an earlier age than the current estimate of forty years old for their sexual peak, avoiding those thirty-five or so years of frustrating unresolved desire that characterize even the healthiest American girl’s sexual history. This will produce a nation of superfemales who will exceed all expectations and precedents established by the patriarchy, and who will usher in a new era of freedom, health, and prosperity for the United States of America. I hope anyone who is attracted to sexually repressed girls and reads this manifesto finds it helpful. I certainly feel better after having written it.