On Chiefsfan364, by Chiefsfan364

On a cloudy night on September 28, 19**, an amazing thing happened. User: Chiefsfan364 was born! At 7 pound, 6 ounces, and 21 inches, he was a pretty average sized baby, and was soon taken home by his dad. After a couple of months, User: Chiefsfan364 began to crawl, and when he hit seven months, walked for the first time in his life. Soon after, User: Chiefsfan364 hit one year, and had a huge birthday party at East Lake Park in Spirit Lake. Almost all of his family came, and User: Chiefsfan364’s aunt Nancy gave him a one-liter bottle of Mountain Dew which he promptly gulped down. When User: Chiefsfan364 turned nine months, his mom and dad took him to an Orioles baseball game against the Kansas City Royals. They were close to the bull pen, and so, when the pitcher came out they got to see him practice. He threw the ball, and it hit the catcher’s glove with a loud “Whap!” which made User: Chiefsfan364 giggle uncontrollably. Eventually, it got so loud that Ben McDonnell, the pitcher, and Erode Hendricks, the assistant coach looked up, exasperated. When they finally saw User: Chiefsfan364, their faces broke out in a smile. His dad thought that it was just the coolest thing. Soon after, User: Chiefsfan364 first discovered that he had a shadow. User: Chiefsfan364 was so shocked that at first, he tried to run away from it, but to no avail. Today, he still thinks it was pretty embarrassing. When User: Chiefsfan364 was about two and a half, his brother, User: Adams921 came into the world. User: Chiefsfan364 was at first unsure about this new arrival, but when User: Adams921 was able to walk, User: Chiefsfan364 seemed to think that it would be funny to pick up and then drop his brother numerous times. Oh, many a night they would run from their dad, who would pretend to be a T-Rex. After they had watched “The Land Before Time” with characters “Little Foot”, “Ducky”, “Cera”, and other miscellaneous dinosaurs being chased by the “Sharp Teeth” was not helpful in the matter, and User: Chiefsfan364 spent many a night lying awake, and terrified that a “Sharp Tooth” would get him. When he turned four years old, his little sister Miscellaneous Name was born. User: Chiefsfan364 still remembers going in to visit her for the first time, and putting a “Babe” pig from McDonald's on her basket. As far as he knows, she still has it with her and cherishes it as she should, but I know for a fact that it is lost in the murky depths that lie at the bottom of her toy box. When User: Chiefsfan364 turned six, he began kindergarten, where he met the best friend that he ever had, Another Miscellaneous Name. They were best buds until User: Chiefsfan364 had to move to Hazelton, when they exchanged gifts: User: Chiefsfan364, a Pokèmon Gameboy game, and Another Miscellaneous Name, a soccer pattern game. In conclusion, these are the events that led up to User: Chiefsfan364 going to Kindergarten.

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My Poetry

I wrote these myself.

Iris

Are they green?

Or are they blue?

I want to scream

I’m overdue

The little things

Like your eyes

They give me wings

They let me fly

A burning glow

A light inside

Let it out

It cannot hide

This life you chose

To hide yourself

To hide from me

And everyone else

Rise up, rise up

As if you had a choice

Show yourself

Find your voice

Beauty’s there

In your eyes

Just let it out

Before it dies

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The Flying Dutchman

An unearthly glow

A glimpse of sails

A madman’s laugh

Roars through the gale

The Dutchman Appears!

The frozen bow

A broken mast

Tattered rigging

A ghost from the past

Am icy wind

The taste of death

An angel’s curse

Leaves them without breath

A crew of the damned

Walks the deck

Forever lost

Aboard the cursed wreck

The captain laughs

Lashed to the wheel

An angel’s curse

His breath did steal

Vanderbreaker!

His chilling gaze

A salt-crusted beard

A tattered cloak

His eyes are bleared

Vanderbreaker!

The vengeful stare

From his weary eyes

Made heaven’s wrath

Come down from the sky

An Angel’s curse

Made them this way

They defied God

And he made them pay!