User:Cheesemonkeyga

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Cheesemonkey is a mythical figure from the African tribe Sheesaho. Cheesemonkey was the god of wisdom for the Sheesaho tribe, and it was said that the cheif of the tribe could never be beaten in a match of wits. Sadly, this presumption was destroyed when Toko the Inhibited battled Shista, the cheiftan of Rubaqy, and was badly defeated in a game of fool's chess. The Rubaqians then came to the Sheesaho village, where they killed the men, raped the women, took the children as slaves, and looted and burned the village to the ground. Thus, the Sheesaho tribe was destroyed, and the god Cheesemonkey was forgotten. Now, Cheesemonkey has returned, and is said to be guiding people back into the ways of wisdom. For more information, see Cheesemonkey Official Site