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Chasen Thomas Stark (May 19, 1991- ) is considered by many to be the "greatest person who ever lived. You should worship him". While some may consider this a gross exaggeration, it is not. Chasen Stark started his magnificent life one sunny morning in May. Some say that the 19th was the "first day the world truly began", yet others disagree with this. Those who disagree say that "while the world did not began on the 19th of May, the day can be considered one of the most important in history." One witness drastically understated the significance of the day when he said, "it could be compared to the day Rome was born." But unlike Rome, Stark's empire has withstood the test of time. Stark has a cult following who insist that "every living organism should model his life after Stark's. Stark truly was the greatest man who ever lived. Every day should be declared 'Chasen Stark Day'."