User:Carlgrimmer

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[edit] Carl Grimmer

Carl Grimmer born January 26, 1990 Carl Grimmer is one of the greatest men in history. His Legand will live on forever. He will always be the only man who was an Actor, Time Traveler Singer, Dancer, Astronaut, Ninja, war veteran for every war, Sailor, Janitor, War General, Super Hero, Leader of Germany, And The Presedent of the United States. Wikipedia user pages.

[edit] Birth

From birth the doctors saw something special. Carl Grimmer was born with a twenty-two inch penis. When he was born he "bitch slapped" the doctor and said "ho, what took so damn long". The Doctor was scared and started cring like the pussy he was. Carl later started banging hos at the age of two days old. He also was in more than five-hundered comercials by the time he was five weeks old. At the age of six months he set the record at being the youngest person to go to the moon. By the time carl was one year old he had occomplished more things than most people do in a life time. He was an astronaut, he had one four oscars, stared in eight hit films, slapped nine-thousand bitches, and much more.

[edit] Early Childhood

School Carl started going to school at the age of four. He was so smart that they let him skip to 7th grade, he had slept with every girl in the school before he left though. When he got to the 7th grade he thought he would take a vacation, a seven year vacation. On his seven years out he invented a time machine. he went through time and changed history. He rode on the boat with Christopher Columbus, he wrote the speech for martin Luther king jr., he made the constitution with the founding fathers, he even invented electricity. You may ask "How could such a guy accomplish such a thing". Well the answer is that he is just a Pimp. He also was George Washington, he just wore a wig and changed his name. He later went back to school.