Caryl Kristensen

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Caryl Kristensen is one-half of the comedy troupe The Mommies. The duo had a half-hour sitcom that ran from 1993-1995 and a daytime talk show called Caryl & Marilyn: Real Friends that ran during the 1996-1997 season. Mrs. Kristensen, the ninth of eleven children, is married to contractor Len Kristensen and mother to sons Bryce and Eric.

She also has a favorite niece named Shannon.

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On being the mother of two boys: "Boys want to obliterate everything in sight. What boy do you know who doesn't turn every object into a gun? From the moment they were born everything became a gun... Legos, sticks, blocks, even their own penises in the bathtub (and they say there's no connection between that member and power)."