User:CaptainVindaloo

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Low to moderate level of vandalism.

Less than 100 edits/minute to begin with... only ~5 reverts/minute. Still some though. —Calvin 1998 (t-c) 05:39, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
vn-26 This userpage has been vandalized 26 times.
This user lives in the
United Kingdom.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
Aspie This user has Asperger syndrome.
ubx-n This user communicates only via userboxes.

Hobbies, Interests and Education

cvg-4 This user is an expert gamer.
This user prefers to play games on his or her personal computer.
HL2 This user plays Half-Life 2.
fan-2 This user loves the video game Rome: Total War.
Deus Ex This user wears sunglasses during night operations.
HK-47 This user is a talentless organic meatbag!
Image:RuneScape inverted phat.gif This user used to play RuneScape.
TES IV This user is fanatical about The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
This user has had cake.
This user prefers maximum armour.
This user is interested in ancient Egypt.
This user is interested in ancient Rome.
CHE
This user's favourite subject is Chemistry.
PHY
This user's favorite subject is Physics.
COM
This user's favourite subject is Computing.
vb-3 This user is an advanced Visual Basic programmer.
java-1 This user is a beginning Java programmer.
html-1 This user is a beginning HTML user.

I haven't done much more than a couple of "Hello World" programs with these:

asm-1 This user is a beginning assembly language programmer.
ASP-1 This user is a beginning ASP programmer.
pro-1 This user is a beginner Prolog programmer.
sql-1 This user is a beginning SQL user.
RD This user is a fan of Red Dwarf.
d'oh This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
This user activates the Stargate to invade other planets.
7+1 This user enjoys the Discworld series.
Er... This user is (cont. page 94)
This user likes Vindaloo.

Opinions (although I avoid political debates, not very interested)

This user identifies as a Socialist.
This user is a skeptic.
Beware!
This user is a hopeless cynic.
ath This user is an atheist.

My Contributions - My Sandbox - Email me


"The first step on the path to enlightenment is to admit that you are ignorant" - Darth Revan, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic


Contents

[edit] Things I work on

  • I mostly edit the RuneScape articles, usually vandal reverts, since it gets a lot, but I'm chipping in on the featured article drive where I can.
  • SWAT 3: Close Quarters Battle - trying to get this to featured status too.
  • Sussex (chicken), Marans and Rhode Island Red - the breeds some of my vicious pet hens.
  • I've done a fair bit of illustrating articles, since it sure brightens up a big mass of text, and makes it a big easier to read and understand. I've added images to Sussex (chicken), Born-Haber cycle and a couple of others.
  • I'm also thinking of helping out Deus Ex, Operation Flashpoint and Freelancer sometime - three old favourites. I don't have much free time at the moment, though.
  • You may even catch me making copyedits (spelling, grammar, etc) to any article I find myself reading.
  • RC patrol on the rare occasions I get my rollback tool working.

[edit] Favourite articles

  • RuneScape - the MMORPG I used to annoy people on. I've not been on it in ages however, since MMOs don't really suit me.
  • Stargate (device), and related - a favourite film, series, and concept of mine.
  • Metalloid - interested as a chemist, and the subject of much ado about Bismuth.

[edit] Useful links

[edit] Images

Some of the images I have uploaded...


This is the first image I uploaded, of one of my hens, for the Sussex (chicken) article.


Second image, two more of my hens (only because one wouldn't get out of frame, grr!) for the Marans article.


A diagram of the Born-Haber cycle that I made.

[edit] Insane rantings

This week's interesting computer problem: damn you Dell and your stylish but impractical wares! Found out the hard way about slimline computer cases over christmas, although the product "description" and the photograph taken from such an angle to make it look as big as a server chassis didn't help. Luckily, alcohol was on hand to save the day and only the backplate of the wireless network card I was installing was too big (the actual board fit perfectly) - I never thought I'd ever use a hacksaw to modify a computer.

[edit] Selected odd vandalism

[edit] Selected quotes

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein


"Veni. Vidi. Vici.", "I came. I saw. I conquered." - Julius Caesar


"To jaw-jaw is better than to war-war." - Winston Churchill


"If you pretend to be good the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism." - Oscar Wilde


"You look sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms rolled into a point, dipped in lemon juice, and stabbed into somebody's eye." - Ace Rimmer, addressing the Cat, Red Dwarf


"Error no. 101, no keyboard connected. Press any key to continue." - Microsoft Windows


"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - Josef Stalin


"GeForce 8800 GTX: Scarface–corruption during the game." - nVidia ForceWare graphics driver release 162.22 release notes, page 13.


[edit] Campaign Badges

The Barnstar of Diligence
I hereby award CaptainVindaloo this Barnstar of Diligence for his continued advice and contributions to the RuneScape article. --Edtalk c E 17:09, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
Awarded to CaptainVindaloo for kindly accepting my request for help. OhanaUnitedTalk page 15:34, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
For your tireless efforts protecting the Runescape and Maplestory articles, and in peticular for helping to keep Maplefan and his various puppets under control, I reward you with this. Jump! Slash! Dash! Ouch! Super Mario SonicBOOM! 15:57, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
100 This user has over 100 edits on the English Wikipedia.
250 This user has over 250 edits on the English Wikipedia.
This user created the
Marans article.
500 This user has over 500 edits on the English Wikipedia.
A fact from the article Higgins Glass, which this user worked on, has been featured in the Did you know... section on the Main Page.
1000 This user has over 1000 edits on the English Wikipedia.
2000 This user has more than 2000 edits on the English Wikipedia.
2 500 This user has over 2 500 edits on the English Wikipedia.
3 000 This user has more than 3 000 edits on the English Wikipedia.
This user helped promote the article RuneScape to Good status.
3 500 This user has over 3 500 edits on the English Wikipedia.
4 000 This user has over 4 000 edits on the English Wikipedia.
The Sandwich of Exceptional Excellence (Potato Salad of Congeniality cluster, 1st. class) In Panis, Veritas. Award created by Hamster Sandwich.  I award you this Sandwich for your excellent work on Higgins glass. You know how to polish an article until it shines :) --Doc Tropics 03:55, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
The Sandwich of Exceptional Excellence (Potato Salad of Congeniality cluster, 1st. class) In Panis, Veritas. Award created by Hamster Sandwich.

I award you this Sandwich for your excellent work on Higgins glass. You know how to polish an article until it shines :) --Doc Tropics 03:55, 29 June 2006 (UTC)





































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