User:Capt crunch

[edit] The 4-Times-A-Week Adventures Of Captain Crunch

One fine, sunny day in Wikipedia land...

Article: Oh no! I am full of wrong facts, bad grammar, and horrible use of words! Somebody please edit me.

Capt Crunch: I will help you, ugly article!

Article: Crunch-a-tize me, capt'n!!

5 minutes later...

Article: Yay! I am no longer hideous. Thanks, capt'n!

Capt Crunch: If anything goes wrong again, just give me a call and i'll be there to the rescue!

flies away*

Article: He's so dreamy...

THE END

(my idol)

--Capt crunch 18:50, 26 July 2005 (UTC)