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Candlewicke Corporations Universal was an interglobal corporation controlled by a series of commas, apostrophes and semicolons who in turn were ruled over by hyphens and inverted commas. One abomination of punctuation, a five-month-old adult in a child's body, was responsible for the the demolition of this treacherous coven of unruly grammar. He heroically defeated the incestuous Exclamation Army, an infantry of critically acclaimed and literally exclaimed punctuation marks. In doing so he snatched the Master Key, which had been foolishly discarded under the unwashed doormat of a small suburban semi-detached house. Thus he became the Chief-Executive of Candlewicke Corporations Universal (now renamed Candlewicke Consortiums Limited due to the limits in technology to be found on Earth). With the Master Key wrapped firmly around one hand and a kingsize bag of buttered popcorn clutched tightly in the other, this user set out to destroy all remnants of the old Candlewicke and establish a more open-minded society where commas, apostrophes and semicolons were at the mercy of human beings and schoolteachers.




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