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CanbekEsen, pronounced jon-beck (John Beck LOL) ess-n (born March 4, 1991) is a professional procrastinor, amatuer Go player, future leader of the world, and is going to be a 6 foot, 5 inch 230 pound quarterback with a laser rocket arm.[1]
[edit] Birth and life
I was born in a ghetto of Morristown, New Jersey, but lived in East Hanover for some reason. I grew up loving football and the Green Bay Packers. I then grew a liking of many different sports including basketball, and Calvinball. I was then distracted by life for some time between 1 A.D. and 1999.
[edit] Death and resurrection (okay I didn't really die, but hey cut me some slack it was scary)
I experienced a near-fatal incident in a friends pool on a fine summer day circa 2000. I had slipped on the pool (wth?) and did a frontal flip onto my head. Using my awesome powers I was able to escape certain possible drowning/getting mouth-to-mouth by my best friends grandma barely. I came back as the same idiot and continued my life.
[edit] Second life
From 2001 to today[2] I haven't really done much. I moved to Connecticut for a while, and enjoyed watching Turkey reaching 3rd place in the 2002 FIFA World Cup.[3] I also developed a love to play soccer for a while, idolizing David Beckham and practiced free kicks every day. I was actually getting pretty good, but then we moved and I was like "scru dat hehehe". So I moved back to my hometown[4] of Lyndhurst, New Jersey. I've lived there since then and currently attend their high school as a sophmore. It's pretty cool and I have some awesome friends.
[edit] Serious information
I like a lot of stuff. Like music, and art. I would like to take up cooking someday and possibly open up restaurants in places I want to travel to. My favorite bands include The Mars Volta, Mahavishnu Orchestra[5], M83, and more.
[edit] Favorite albums
[edit] Favorite movies
[edit] Favorite books
I hate go.
[edit] What I do
Not a lot of major stuff, but I like what I do and I do what I like. LOL GOONS
[edit] What I'd like to do
Major in English and/or Philosophy. Become a politician.
[edit] Interesting stuffs
- ^ It is generally accepted that CanbekEsen will become a towering quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, where he shall throw for 6,000 yards in a season and everyone will rejoice in his legacy as the heavens part. This was predicted by Nostradamus circa 1550, so ya'll know it's gon' happen.
- ^ Today is Friday, June 13 of 2008, and the current time is 01:22 (UTC/GMT).
- ^ I did not however, enjoy their suckage afterwards.
- ^ I have lived in a lot of different places through New Jersey, including East Hanover, Clifton, Little Falls, and Lyndhurst.
- ^ From 1970-1973
[edit] External link
Facebook profile
Lyndhurst, New Jersey
United States
