User:CaliforniaRoll

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One artist's depiction of the timid CaliforniaRoll
One artist's depiction of the timid CaliforniaRoll

CaliforniaRoll (felis catus emilius) is a species of human female found east of Vancouver, BC, Canada. She is believed to be the last one of her species alive, yet no attempts are being made to allow this particularily fun-loving creature to survive.

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[edit] Habitat

Although born and raised in a barren wasteland, the CaliforniaRoll prefers a home of lush forests, bodies of water, and mountains. She can be seen roaming around parks, beaches, libraries, mudpuddles, and nightclubs.

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The CaliforniaRoll is well-versed in many forms of communication. As well as being a native speaker of both English and French, she is able to speak fluent Spanish, Intermediate Latin and Italian, and Beginner Japanese.

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The Canadian CaliforniaRoll's diet includes, but is not limited to, the following:

When approached, do not be wary about feeding this friendly creature. She just may become your friend.

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A very active creature, she enjoys many activities such as swimming, sprinting, and playing the guitar. In her downtime, the CaliforniaRoll partakes in simple activities such as colouring, painting, programming, writing articles, watching anime, and reading.

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Armed with a very liberal attitude, the CaliforniaRoll's appearance changes based on her mood. More often than not, she will choose to camoflauge into her surroundings, making her very difficult to detect.

[edit] Mannerisms

By nature a timid and solitary creature, CaliforniaRoll can easily be approached using a smile and, more often than not, some belgian chocolate. She is friendly once you get to know her, and has a very good temper. She is intelligent, co-operative, happy, and always ready to have a good time.

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