User:Calamitybringer

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Alana Merkow is, truthfully, what one could call the most beautiful angel to ever grace the Hellish earth with her presence. There is a lost text from the Torah that says "In the begining, God created the most beautiful angel, Alana, but when he realized she was more beautiful than he, he locked her away for 18000 years and created another man named Adam..." You know how it goes from there.