User:Cakeman

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en-sg This guy hor, Singlish moh tuck teng! Don't speak Singlish also buay sai! Born that day can speak it liao!
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LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.
This user is for racial equality.
This user supports Amnesty International.
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This user supports public transit.
This user supports the use of green energy.
This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.
This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.
This user is drug-free.
This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.
This user is Singaporean.
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Hi people! I am Joel, and I hope to make a contribution to this wonderful Wikipedia Community.

Contents

[edit] About Me

[edit] Favourites

[edit] Contributions

The few pages that I have significantly contributed (either started or expanded/modified any version greatly) to are:

[edit] To do list

The following is stuff I plan to do:


Picture of the day
United States Capitol dome, 1846

United States Capitol dome, 1846
Daguerreotype credit: John Plumbe
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[edit] Stuff about me

  • I am about 1.81m tall.
  • I appeared on TV once >< It was the first season of "Singapore's Brainiest Kid" on [MediaCorp TV Channel 5 Channel 5]. Sadly, I got kicked out in the second round. The episode I was on was the first episode of the first season to be filmed and there were lots of technical glitches... So we filmed until around midnight. Filming that late, I got a mental block and answered a really simple question wrongly and subsequently got eliminated):
  • I like sailing the Optimist but gave up due to lack of time.
  • I got 279 for PSLE (Perhaps this confirms the rumour you heard about Singaporean students' obsessions with marks XP)
  • I.want.GPA.4.0.

[edit] Quotes

Quotes that I enjoy (but not necessarily agree with):

Singapore you are not my country.
Singapore you are not my country at all.
You are surprising Singapore, statistics-starved Singapore,
soulful Singapore of tourist brochures in Japanese and 
   hourglass kebayas.
You protest, but without picketing, without rioting,
   without Catherine Lim,
but through your loudspeaker media, through the hyp-
   notic eyeballs of your newscasters, and that weather 
   woman who i swear is working voodoo on my teevee 
   screen.
Singapore, what are these lawsuits in my mailbox?
There are so many sheafs, I should have tipped the
   postman.
Singapore, I assert, you are not a country at all.
Do not raise your voice against me, I am not afraid of your
   anthem although the lyrics are still bleeding from the 
   bark of my sapless heart.
Not because I sang them pigtailed pinnafored breakfasted
   chalkshoed in school
But because I used to watch telly till they ran out of
   shows.

-a short excerpt from the five-page long poem "Singapore You Are Not My Country" by Alfian Sa'at (for Noora)


What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
-Juliet (from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet)


Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
-Excerpt from Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken"


I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
-Shylock (from Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice)


If you love Singapore too much, first it will break your heart, then it will break your soul.
-Alfian Sa'at, acclaimed Singaporean poet.


You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.
-Excerpt from Maya Angelou's "Still I Rise"


Before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-Atticus Finch (from Harper Lee's To Kill A Mockingbird)


I hold the world but as the world Gratiano, A stage where every man must play his part, And mine a sad one
-Antonio (from Shakespeare's Mechant of Venice)


Singapore why do you wail that way, demanding my IC?
Singapore, stop yelling and calling me names.
How dare you call me a chauvinist, an opposition party, 
   a liar, 
a traitor, a mendicant professor, a Marxist homosexual 
   communist 
pornography banned literature chewing gum liberty 
   smuggler?
How can you say I do not believe in
The Free Press autopsies mudslinging bankruptcy 
which are the five pillars of Justice?
And how can you call yourself a country, you terrible 
   hallucination 
of highways and cranes and condominiums ten minutes' 
   drive from the MRT?

-a short excerpt from the five-page long poem "Singapore You Are Not My Country" by Alfian Sa'at (for Noora)



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