User:CagedKiller360

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Lloyd Sloan
Born Lloyd Robert Sloan
May 4, 1992 (1992-05-04) (age 16)
Flag of England Arrowe Park, Wirral
Residence Wirral
Occupation Student
Salary Not applicable... yet...
Height 5' 8" (1.73m)
Weight 8st 8lb
Religious beliefs Not too sure...
Spouse None, I'm straight though.
Children No childs. NO CHILDS!
Website
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Lloyd Sloan (born May 4, 1992 - aged &0000000000000016.00000016 years, &0000000000000040.00000040 days) is a British person known online by the pseudonym CagedKiller360.

His gamercard can be seen by following the link here. He currently goes to Wallasey School in Wirral. He is so cool he can talk in the third person.

Contents

[edit] BIOGRAPHICAL RIFF RAFF ENDS HERE

[edit] (AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL NONSENSE BEGINS HERE)

I'm a beginner to Wikipedia and would like to make some interesting contributions. I'm a shy personality so I won't be seeking that much attention or gratitude for my work, I'll just be there to snipe the vandalism whenever I see it. I hope my edits to any articles aren't disruptive or offensive to anyone, I apologise in advance for that. Anyway, enough of the talking up to Wikipedians and on to a bit more about myself.

I am British born, I was born in a town called Arrowe Park which is near Birkenhead, in a small peninsula called The Wirral (more often just Wirral). All of that happened exactly &0000000000000016.00000016 years, &0000000000000040.00000040 days ago. I have many interests in some categories, I like modern and classic rock music (not really into what many call 'Pop') and enjoy watching (and sometimes playing) the therapeutic sport of golf. Before I continue, I'd like to say that I dislike football for two reasons:

  • So-called 'famous' footballers are overpaid and are desperate for media attention.
  • I don't see the point of kicking a round piece of cow skin into a 'goal' at all. Abso- lutely pointless.

Moving on from that brief rant, I'd like to conclude my autobiographic nonsense by saying that I am grateful for the countless edits that users have made on Wikipedia because that is what has turned Wikipedia into an information resource that I and many others think to visit first, despite the fact that pointless vandalism seems to seep into articles and ruin the experience for everybody.

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the United Kingdom.


This user lives in Merseyside.


Lloyd This user has an unusual name! It is Lloyd!


This user is male.


teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.


16 This Wikipedian is 16 years, 1 months, and 9 days old
on June 13, 2008.


This user is heterosexual.


This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend.


Wikipedia I support the English language Wikipedia with my contributions.


This user page has been vandalized 0 times.


This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.


This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but might like to be one someday... (yawn...)


#1 This user is one in 7,300,486.


This user encourages the peaceful correction of vandals.


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and shows it on their userpage.


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XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.


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RN This user is a fan of radioactive kung-fu fridge boy and monkey slayer, Ross Noble.


MN Ooh, chimpanzee that! This user stays informed with Monkey News.


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fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Ed Byrne.


fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Dara O'Briain.


fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Paul Merton.


fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Alan Davies.


fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Stephen Fry.


This user is interested in computers


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This user prefers pepperoni pizza.


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a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician.


\frac ?0 This user can divide by zero.


SI This user uses the metric system and loves it.


Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626


0.\bar{9}=1 This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it. But wishes that other people could understand in the way he does.


ax2+bx+c=0 This user likes algebra.


This user is a proud owner of a 3rd Generation iPod Nano!


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This user uses Ares Galaxy.


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This user has experienced 100+ Blue Screen(s) of Death, and caused 100+ of them.


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This user is interested in numismatics.


This user prefers warm weather.


This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.


Today is June 13, 2008 16:05:47, according to server's time and date.


This user has too much time on his hands.


00:00 This user uses 24-hour time.


GMT This user's time zone is GMT.



[edit] Xbox Live Gamertag History

I've had four different Xbox Live gamertags. If I ever change my tag again, you'll know if you check here!

Gamertag Date From Date Until
SloansXBOX April 20, 2004 December 30, 2005
CagedKiller360 December 30, 2005 January 27, 2008
ZettahertZ January 27, 2008 May 16, 2008
x LoRD SLoaN x May 16, 2008 ...

[edit] My Top 10 Favourite Music

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Rank Song Name Artist Year
1 Porcelain Moby 2000
2 Mad World Gary Jules 2001
3 Mad World Tears For Fears 1982
4 An Honest Mistake (Superdiscount Remix) The Bravery 2005
5 Ruby Kaiser Chiefs 2007
6 Freebird Lynyrd Skynyrd 1973
7 Won't Get Fooled Again The Who 1971
8 Saturday Night Kaiser Chiefs 2005
9 Crazy Seal 1990
10 Clubbed to Death Rob Dougan 2002; 2003

[edit] Burnout Paradise

Completion: 100%

Smashes: 400/400 (100%) Billboards: 120/120 (100%) Superjumps: 50/50 (100%)

Cars: 77/77 (100%)

Offline Time Road Rules: 64/64 (100%) Offline Showtime Road Rules: 64/64 (100%) Offline Roads Ruled: 64/64 (100%)

Time Played: 50 Hours+

Achievements: 37/50 (74%) Gamerscore: 745/1000 (74.5%)

[edit] Obvious and Strange Things

Warning The hand to the left is on a red octagon... obviously.
Warning This user has viewed MORE than 2,411,200 articles!
Warning This user could explode upon impact with explosives.
Warning 2,411,200 Billion cats have been resurrected since 2001.
Warning This user has used the {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} tag approximately 2,411,200 times.
Warning This user's ambition is to earn £2,411,200

[edit] External links

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