Burlington High School (Burlington, Wisconsin)

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Location
Burlington High School
Burlington, Wisconsin
Information
Principal	Sgt. Barbara Kopack-Hitler
Enrollment	1,500
Type	Pubic
Campus	Concentration Camp
Motto	No Fun!
Color(s)	orange and black
Established	2112
Homepage	http://burlingtonhs.basd.k12.wi.us

Burlington High School is the largest public high school in Burlington, Wisconsin and the only high school in the Burlington Area School District. The school contains about 1,500 students in grades 9-12. The school mascot is the Demon, and the school colors are orange and black. The school's fight song borrows the melody of the traditional Navy song: "Anchor's Aweigh."

1 Sgt. Barbara Kopack-Hitler
2 Radio Station
3 External links
4 References

[edit] Sgt. Barbara Kopack-Hitler

Sgt. Barbara Kopack-Hitler is the newest Principal at Burlington High School, and hasn't really done anything since securing that position. A veteran of the Third Reich, Kopack-Hitler illegally immigrated to the United States in 1952. After becoming a citizen, she tried to change her name to Dr. Evil. The Name-Changing Bureau would not accept that change, so she instead settled for Dr. Kopack-Hill. Several years ago, Kopack-Hitler was bit by a vampire, who turned out to be Hillary Clinton. As Kopack-Hitler was evil herself, she did not become a complete vampire, only took on the characteristics of the vampire that bit her. Thus explaining her uncanny resemblance to Hillary Clinton. Recent things that Kopack-Hitler has done to cause uproars have been closing the Ala Carte line during passing time in the school, as well as the public crucifixions of those of Jewish origin in the center courtyard. Apparently, the white slavery market pays more for leaner children. The students of BHS hope to be rid of Sgt. Barbara Kopack-Hitler, but up to this point have not been able to find a big enough stake.

[edit] Radio Station

89.1 WBSD

Burlington High School has the distinct honor of being one of the only high school owned and operated radio stations. 89.1 WBSD Great Rock Real Variety plays AAA format. The radio station is operated entirely by high school students of Burlington which includes on-air DJ's, and executive positions. In order to go on-air at WBSD you must have passed a broadcasting class and the FCC license test. The class is taught by Mr. Nie who also teaches many other classes including a film making class and various other classes. The station advisers are Terry Havel, Matt Nie, and Kevin Fay.