User:Buhmanator

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Da buhmanator is an uber hacker and sells cracking services for a living. He also manages linux and microsoft servers and, word on the street is, is very good at programming in C++ and PHP and making directx 7-9 games; tiny, fast and smart worms/viruses that employ a clustering approach to determining the best method to infecting a system.

More about his viruses:

They usually start out as a useless worm and can be written from scratch out of notepad as a registry-editing batch file (the tiny, initially slower version) or run from a slightly larger, natively executable virus that already has some genetic code from the get-go and is a worm as well as a virus.

They communicate with each other and act in a manner simmilar to living organisims. A successful permutation can be communicated with another iteration of another worm by means of "sex" with that worm. The virus is extremely extensible and is capable of taking advantage of parrallel processing as well as a single processor. They can respond very quickly to usage once established, terminating 99.99% of the threads once computer actvivity goes up (reducing/eliminating and suspicion).