User:Bstone

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I am requesting this. That is me.

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Yes, this is a gag. No, this is not official policy.
Today is Friday, June 13, 2008, and the current time is 19:43 (UTC/GMT). There are currently 2,411,586 articles.

Hi, I'm Bstone. Isn't that great?! I am the great-great nephew of Dr Paul_Ehrlich, who is also one of my heros.

Me!
Me!
Name: Stone
Age: 28
Location: Chicago, IL in the summers; Cambridge, MA in the school year
Occupation: Full time student, part-time Emergency Medical Technician-Intermediate (I am a National Registered EMT-Intermediate aka NREMT-I, credential verification available upon request)
email: baruch1 at mac DOT com
IRC: #wikipedia-en on the Freenode network (nick: bstone).

  • Number of times page vandalized: 5 Most recently on March 17, 2008.


I am an official policy. Why aren't you?




I began, and I support, the Ombudsman Committee.
It's only a proposal but I'm hoping to get it running smoothly one day.



I'm the original author of Wikipedia:Threats of violence, which was inspired by some great work by User:Privatemusings
It's only an essay with a fancy tagline, but I'm hoping it at least becomes a guideline someday.

Please report all terrorist threats here


[edit] Barnstars

The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
To Bstone for acting swiftley in regards to the "Plano" situation. Much appreciated. Hu12 (talk) 16:46, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
The Real Life Barnstar
I award User:Bstone this barnstar for the user's work in dealing with real life threats on Wikipedians in WP:ANI Lenticel (talk) 09:34, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
The Real Life Barnstar
I, WilyD 11:50, 6 May 2008 (UTC), hereby award Bstone for taking the correct real life action where action was needed, ignoring the naysaying from the rifraff. A good online citizen and real life citizen.
Thanks
It's a breath of fresh air to find someone with the courage to do the right thing and take action. Thank you on behalf of the wikipedia community. Toddst1 (talk) 21:14, 6 May 2008 (UTC)


This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.
This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.
This user is a Wikipedian and checks his opinions and ideologies at the door. He trusts that you do, too.
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This user is an EMT-Intermediate.
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
This user is a member of Wikipedia.
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This user is forbidden from entering Saudi Arabia.
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