Brunching Shuttlecocks

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The Brunching Shuttlecocks
URL http://www.brunching.com/
Commercial? No
Type of site Humor site
Owner Lore Sjöberg
Created by Lore Sjöberg and Dave Neilsen
Launched June 1997
Current status Defunct


The Brunching Shuttlecocks is a humor web site that ran from June 1997 to March 2003. Its main contributors were Lore Sjöberg and Dave Neilsen and it ran under the motto "Pure and Simple as a Hammer to the Forebrain."

In interviews, Lore has stated that he was tired of hearing his friends talk about their 401K plans when he didn't have one, and suggested they talk about creating a comedy website instead. As it happened, only Dave Neilsen could make the time commitment to do so. [1]

Contents

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Recurring features were:

  • The Ratings: Sjöberg would choose a random topic, such as "Superfriends" or "breakfast cereals", and would then apply letter grades to items from that category with an explanatory paragraph. Only one F was ever given during the run of the series. The recipient was Scrappy-Doo in the topic, "Scooby-Doo Characters."
  • The Self-Made Critic: Movie reviews by the anonymous Self-Made Critic (later revealed as Neilsen). Films were graded on a scale of 0 to 5 Babylons, and each featured a (usually belittling) comment from the anonymous Editor as a post-script.
  • This or That: Tests of the reader's ability to differentiate dissimilar things with similar names, such as "Christian Metal Band or Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode?", "Beanie Baby or G.I. Joe?", and "Porn Star or My Little Pony?" Some of these were used as on-air radio quizzes by morning DJs, usually without citing the source.
  • Lore Brand Comics: Three-panel comic strips by Sjöberg, usually consisting of a short monologue by his cartoon avatar.
  • Thoughts From: Dave's thoughts conceived during activities such as shopping or driving to work, with each accompanied by a cartoon mugshot of Dave drawn by Lore.
  • Bandwidth Theater: Flash cartoons by Lore.
  • The Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide: Dave provided instructions to an idiot on how to perform the simplest of tasks, such as cooking a TV Dinner, in the most literal and painstakingly detailed manner possible.
  • Ed's World: Short stories on how Ed, the only smart man in the world, outwitted the imbecile citizens of Earth.
  • Good or Bad?: A list of dissimilar items in a cgi web form that allowed readers to rate them as good or bad. Votes were tabulated, and items appeared above or below the "Line of Truth" based on whether more readers voted "good" or "bad".
  • Web toys, such as Tina the Troubled Teen, a cartoon of a goth girl which could be copied to any webpage, showing a new caustic comment every day; or the Oral Sex Donation System; or a page allowing Roshambo challenges through e-mail.

The Geek Hierarchy deserves special note, as it has been widely passed around, and imitations created for other fields. [2] [3] [4] It is a chart of various groups in fandom, with arrows between groups indicating who looks down on whom. The topmost group is "Published Science Fiction Authors" and various flavors of furries are at the bottom.

[edit] Brunching in print

In 2002, The Book of Ratings : Opinions, Grades, and Assessments of Everything Worth Thinking About was released by Three Rivers Press, an imprint of Random House (ISBN 0-609-80852-4). The book consists of material from the website plus new material, and was illustrated by Steve Notley, creator of Bob the Angry Flower.

[edit] Impact

During its heyday, it was one of the most popular humor sites on the web, and as of February 2006 was still the top Google hit for the words "brunching" and "shuttlecocks". It was among the first sites to be given a "Slashbox" on Slashdot.

Mentions and praise in print media:

Brunching was named as one of the top ten humor sites by Yahoo! Internet Life. [5]

Lore's The Bjork Song was played on the Dr. Demento show on May 20, 2001.

[edit] Post-Brunching.com

Since the site stopped updating, many of its features of the site have found homes in new web sites:

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[edit] References

  1. ^ Interview with Lore. Retrieved on 2006-12-28.
  2. ^ Java Programmers are the Erotic Furries of Programming. Retrieved on 2006-12-28.
  3. ^ Japan Hierarchy. Retrieved on 2006-12-28.
  4. ^ The Harry Potter Fandom Hierarchy. Retrieved on 2006-12-28.
  5. ^ Purchase Ad Impressions. Retrieved on 2006-12-28.