User:Brigg.barsness

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Brigg William Barsness (born February 22, 1979, in Libby, Montana, USA) is an American physician. Raised in Laurel, Montana, the son of the owners and proprietors of Gene's Pharmacy; he graduated from Laurel High School (Montana) in 1997, Montana State University - Bozeman with a Bachelors of Science in Biology in 2001, and the University of New Mexico - School of Medicine in 2006 with a Medical Degree. He is currently completing a residency in Family Medicine with Mercy Health System in Janesville, Wisconsin.

He was believed to be stillborne at an early age. His mother, however, nurtured him on a shelf next to her favorite possession: a Pet Rock. It was in this environment that Brigg really "sprouted".

Felt by many observers to be an "albino", Brigg is proud that his "anemic complexion" is the result of avoiding sunlight for the last 25 years

Although he was cursed with boyish good looks, he overcame this handicap by developing a somewhat obnoxious personality. Pretending to be a "funny man" he regularly fractures the Spanish language to the delight of his Hispanic patients.

He is felt to have many handsome traits including a sloped forehead, lowset ears and widely spaced eyes. It is said he has a face only a mother can love!

Recent studies indicate [1], Brigg's levels of generalized awesomeness are "off the charts" and at last double that of previous Janesville record-holder, Dennys Maldonado. Additionally, his mother describes him as "quite a catch." Although, his anatomy has become somewhat doughy due to his work schedule, it is still widely believed that Brigg could punch out an 80 year-old Chuck Norris.