Brinsworth Comprehensive School

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Brinsworth Comprehensive School
Headteacher	Mr Mike Gray
Specialism	Science College
Location	Brinsworth Road Rotherham South Yorkshire S60 5EJ England
LEA	Rotherham
Ofsted number	106960
Students	1487
Gender	Coeducational
Ages	11 to 18
Coordinates: 53°24′11″N 1°22′41″W / 53.40302, -1.37794

Brinsworth Comprehensive School is a mixed secondary school in the community of Brinsworth, United Kingdom. There are 1,450 students in ranging from ages 11 to 18. Brinsworth Comprehensive is a hot bed of criminal behaviour, the best known of them being local gang leader Jason Bradley known in the national press for his affiliation with brutal Nottingham based school yard gangster Alex Lee. He is known to have tortured opposition gang leaders with his particularly merciless brand of 'wet willy' (Oh-er) and from then on gone on to monopolize the black market trade in 'Pokemon' cards, seen by many as the number one money making scam ran by school yard gangs, reported to be worth in excess of £4.89 annually. The Lee Bradley affiliations ended in 2006 when Lee abandoned her life of crime to write novels about a young Llama named Alan, which were narrowly beaten by Harry potter to the Richard and Judy book club prize 2008. Unfortunately the loss of this prestigious literary prize pushed poor Alex back into the illegal black market 'Pokemon' trade.